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That first one ... "Because innocence is sexier than you think" Hahaha.

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Images of Shackleton's struggle

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Both a tale of FAIL and WIN... I'm selling old t-shirts on eBay with quite a bit of success and I'd recently installed their phone app due to high levels of signal FAIL in work. Thing is, item sales on the app have a notification sound that's supposed to sound like a till ringing... except it sounds more like a knife being sharpened in a horror film. I freaked out when I was half asleep last night and it sounded.

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I've been trying to write a Robinson Crusoe joke about today, but they all came out a little off colour.

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Dude Trapped In Burning Building Refuses To Leave Until Finishing Porn Movie - CINEMABLEND
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Dude-Tra ... 96717.html

I'm actually thinking that dude's married :lol:

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Has anyone here actually washed their computer keyboard/s in the dishwasher?
Would you recommend it?

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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Has anyone here actually washed their computer keyboard/s in the dishwasher?
Would you recommend it?

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Yes, or rather a friend of mine does. But only on a decent quality keyboard - he washed his old Fujitsu keyboard for about 10 years (once a year). Modern membrane keyboards don't survive as well - I would also be wary of wireless keyboards.

Edit: ISTR that he just used water, no detergent, that corrodes the contacts.

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Something that made you wince thread? BBC NI has a programme about the different lives of former altar boys. It's title? Boys of '69 :oops:

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Chris Martin: the rock god who thrives in the face of critical sneers | Observer profile | Music | The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/d ... th-paltrow

Technically they're rock musicians alright, but I doubt Martin is anyone's idea of a rock god. And I hate this suggestion that people hate them because they're 'posh' - no, people hate them cos a lot of the songs make you wanna rip your own ears off! There's a few of the songs I like, but most of it's chanty nonsense.

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Something that made you wince thread? BBC NI has a programme about the different lives of former altar boys. It's title? Boys of '69 :oops:


You know that's a birth year and not just a sexual position? lol

Very good vintage too, I should know

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Something that made you wince thread? BBC NI has a programme about the different lives of former altar boys. It's title? Boys of '69 :oops:


You know that's a birth year and not just a sexual position? lol

Very good vintage too, I should know


Yeah, somebody should have told the priests!

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Is it possible to save a list someone else has created to your own IMDB account for quick reference?

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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New German word of the year is the verb "merkeln", to merkel - it means to prevaricate and not come to a decision.

The new youth word of the year is "smombie" an abbreviation of Smartphone Zombie, someone who wanders around oblivious to their environment whilst staring at their smartphone.

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I have now spent 1/3rd of my life in the UK. Time flies :S


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I have now spent 1/3rd of my life in the UK. Time flies :S

And I've spent a third of my life in Germany...

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