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Photo of the sign my friend spotted..

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Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:04 pm
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Mother dearest has the latest copy

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What a title for a rag like that :lol:

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Fly paper - the little scrotes aren't remotely interested :evil:

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That reminded me of the ATOS medical examination centre that I had to go to. It had steps and no ramp. I have no idea what wheelchair users were expected to do.

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That reminded me of the ATOS medical examination centre that I had to go to. It had steps and no ramp. I have no idea what wheelchair users were expected to do.

It's like the old ducking stool. if you don't make it, you get recorded as failing to appear. If you do make it, you get recorded as being fit for work..


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When I knackered my knee, I had to attend a fractures unit. On the 7th floor. The lift wasn't working.

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Amnesia10 wrote:
That reminded me of the ATOS medical examination centre that I had to go to. It had steps and no ramp. I have no idea what wheelchair users were expected to do.

It's like the old ducking stool. if you don't make it, you get recorded as failing to appear. If you do make it, you get recorded as being fit for work..

Yes but it gets hundreds of thousands off disability at the same time. :roll:

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Just had a call in to our support request system. Logged as follows..

"Katharine came in this morning to find a QR code printed out on the office network printer. When she scanned this on her phone it took her to a page saying her printer had been hacked."


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Oh FFS!

ION: The practice manager was supposed to set up smart card access for the new system we will get in Sept. I duly gave my old smartcard in which was registered for the new system. Given that she is inundated with other work, I volunteered to do it for all users. Except I can't remember my PIN and I didn't enter it into my iphone as back up. One more try left. Will need to access the PM's smartcard to change the password and she's not in today.

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Mother dearest has the latest copy

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What a title for a rag like that :lol:


At the bottom left: what's a bezzie?

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Paul1965 wrote:
pcernie wrote:
Mother dearest has the latest copy

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What a title for a rag like that :lol:


At the bottom left: what's a bezzie?


Bezzie mates

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Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:41 am
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:54 pm
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Kill that word. Kill it with fire.


I don't particularly like the word hubby either. In fact take nearly every word in a headline in The Sun and I probably won't like them.

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Kill that word. Kill it with fire.


Try 'besties' in an Ulster accent :shock: :(

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