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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Photo of the sign my friend spotted.. 
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:04 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Mother dearest has the latest copy  What a title for a rag like that 
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:27 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Fly paper - the little scrotes aren't remotely interested 
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:58 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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That reminded me of the ATOS medical examination centre that I had to go to. It had steps and no ramp. I have no idea what wheelchair users were expected to do.
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:58 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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It's like the old ducking stool. if you don't make it, you get recorded as failing to appear. If you do make it, you get recorded as being fit for work..
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:12 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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When I knackered my knee, I had to attend a fractures unit. On the 7th floor. The lift wasn't working.
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:32 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Yes but it gets hundreds of thousands off disability at the same time. 
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Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:55 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Just had a call in to our support request system. Logged as follows..
"Katharine came in this morning to find a QR code printed out on the office network printer. When she scanned this on her phone it took her to a page saying her printer had been hacked."
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:17 am |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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Oh FFS!
ION: The practice manager was supposed to set up smart card access for the new system we will get in Sept. I duly gave my old smartcard in which was registered for the new system. Given that she is inundated with other work, I volunteered to do it for all users. Except I can't remember my PIN and I didn't enter it into my iphone as back up. One more try left. Will need to access the PM's smartcard to change the password and she's not in today.
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:27 am |
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm Posts: 5975
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At the bottom left: what's a bezzie?
_________________ "I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:35 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:41 am |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Kill that word. Kill it with fire.
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:54 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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I don't particularly like the word hubby either. In fact take nearly every word in a headline in The Sun and I probably won't like them.
_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:04 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Try 'besties' in an Ulster accent 
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Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:39 pm |
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
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My body doesn't want to work in this humidity. Nobody should be sweating when sitting still (you know, other than those who have chosen to by visiting a sauna or something).
_________________ When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum. -Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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