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I had a hospital appointment this morning, so only arrived at work within the last hour. All was fine and dandy, except there's no mugs left in the kitchen! I'm 98% powered by tea. This could be an issue...


Nick one off someone's desk when they're not looking ;)

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EddArmitage wrote:
I had a hospital appointment this morning, so only arrived at work within the last hour. All was fine and dandy, except there's no mugs left in the kitchen! I'm 98% powered by tea. This could be an issue...


Nick one off someone's desk when they're not looking ;)



Take your own mug in & kill anybody who stole it

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Take your own mug in & kill anybody who stole it

A nomination for a tale of fail/Darwin's :-Anyone who steals Saspro's mug.

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The 2l Renault Megane Scenic I've been using as a loan while the Camaro is having some work done is worse on fuel around town than the Camaro.

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The camaro's probably fairly consistent I guess, whereas modern cars are more suited to the highway. My car gets around 15 in short distance driving, but I've had 30 out of it on a run.

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Me.

There's a particular singer I'm a fan of. She's Swedish. I ordered her new CD, From Sweden. The postage & packing pretty much cost as much as the CD. All her previous recordings have been in English. This one is entirely in Swedish, a language I can just about manage to ask for directions in.

I didn't bother checking before I ordered it...

It sounds fine but I've got no idea what she's on about.


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It sounds fine but I've got no idea what she's on about.


had you been scottish you would understand it a bit better :cry:

I did an experiment with a dorric language based comic book, gave one to a foreign english and the same to a foreign swedish, english didnt understand it but the swede understood it remarkably well :cry:

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jonbwfc wrote:
It sounds fine but I've got no idea what she's on about.


had you been scottish you would understand it a bit better :cry:


I don't believe any of my Scottish friends would have a clue about Swedish, any more so than my English friends.
Had you been Swedish, you would understand it a bit better.

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I don't believe any of my Scottish friends would have a clue about Swedish, any more so than my English friends.
Had you been Swedish, you would understand it a bit better.


you do realise an outstanding proportion of swedish words are the same as scottish? just slightly differant spelling :x

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Ah, by Scottish you mean Gaelic?
When you think the Hebrides closest city is Tromso, it's not so surprising to find a lot of the northern tongues mixed up in it.

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Ah, by Scottish you mean Gaelic?
When you think the Hebrides closest city is Tromso, it's not so surprising to find a lot of the northern tongues mixed up in it.


doric not gaelic :cry:

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Ah right. Doric's a dialect of a small bit of NE Scotland. I still doubt if any of my Scottish friends could properly understand it. :lol:

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