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Lucky you. I had to pay for mine, and a 3 month full time course isn't cheap!

As to the interpreter, it makes some sense. If you don't speak any Danish, how will you understand the instructions they give you? The interpreter won't be allowed to help with the test, but at least they will be able to tell you the rules and how to take the test.

It was similar, here in Germany. Don't forget, it isn't only English speaking people who want to learn Danish, or in my case German. It might be, that they can speak some English in the school, but for most other cultures there probably won't be anybody who can speak their language.

And, if they courses are anything like my German courses, they will be conducted in 100% Danish and the course books will be 100% Danish as well. That means that the first few weeks will be hard work, until you get the basics down.

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Lucky you. I had to pay for mine, and a 3 month full time course isn't cheap!

As to the interpreter, it makes some sense. If you don't speak any Danish, how will you understand the instructions they give you? The interpreter won't be allowed to help with the test, but at least they will be able to tell you the rules and how to take the test.

It was similar, here in Germany. Don't forget, it isn't only English speaking people who want to learn Danish, or in my case German. It might be, that they can speak some English in the school, but for most other cultures there probably won't be anybody who can speak their language.

And, if they courses are anything like my German courses, they will be conducted in 100% Danish and the course books will be 100% Danish as well. That means that the first few weeks will be hard work, until you get the basics down.



I agree with D on this I had to pay for my first course to and it was damn hard , after that watch the local news they seem to pronounce everything properly
an its a great help matching pictures to words...

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I'm certainly very happy with the funding. It just seemed odd suggesting an interpreter for a language school interview.

Local news is certainly a good place to learn things correctly. The gf was worried about which area we'll be living in as certain dialects sound odd. I'm sure that's the same the world over, I wouldn't have wanted her to learn english in Birmingham. ;)

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I'm certainly very happy with the funding. It just seemed odd suggesting an interpreter for a language school interview.

Local news is certainly a good place to learn things correctly. The gf was worried about which area we'll be living in as certain dialects sound odd. I'm sure that's the same the world over, I wouldn't have wanted her to learn english in Birmingham. ;)


I would assume it's a lot easier (and cheaper) for the school to say the potential student can bring an interpreter rather than them having to be able to speak the many possible different languages the students might speak.

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You are all taking my comments far too seriously. :)

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We sent xmas prezzies for parents/siblings/in-laws extra by courier last week, but neglected to put the gift cards for our nephews in the box!

Found them last night, so I decided to send them special delivery from the post office. £5.45 for guaranteed delivery tomorrow. Being a tight wad, I asked how much to send them guaranteed for delivery by Saturday - £9.80! :roll:

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guaranteed for delivery by Saturday - £9.80! :roll:

Weekend deliveries always cost more!

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The Halifax, when applying for an account asks the following question and gives the following explanation:

"Your net monthly salary/wages income (after tax)" described as "This is your gross annual salary before tax is deducted."

Errr.... no it's not? Really? In every way possible!

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Just put the coffee on and came down here to start up the computer... Went up to get the coffee and found I forgot to close the arm with the filter and coffee in it. The kitchen was swimming in water. :(

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Just put the coffee on and came down here to start up the computer... Went up to get the coffee and found I forgot to close the arm with the filter and coffee in it. The kitchen was swimming in water. :(


Oops - thats why I drink tea ;)

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From the 1and1 FAQs regarding SPF records:

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WWWWWTF???!!!

I'm not lying. It's right there on the website, and I wish to hell I'd read it before I migrated my domain over to them. It basically means that every email I send from now on is going into people's junk.

http://faq.oneandone.co.uk/communicatio ... ral/9.html

This widely implemented. As of 2009, the majority of domains specify an SPF policy... except apparently those with 1and1.

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You can't be a nice accurate progress bar can you.

Spotlight index rebuild - estimated time 49 hours, 41 hours, 34 hours, 54 seconds. All in all, took about 6 minutes.
Not that I'm complaining about the 6 minutes it would just be nice if the estimate was in any way accurate.

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You can't be a nice accurate progress bar can you.

Spotlight index rebuild - estimated time 49 hours, 41 hours, 34 hours, 54 seconds. All in all, took about 6 minutes.
Not that I'm complaining about the 6 minutes it would just be nice if the estimate was in any way accurate.

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Trousers! I hate them, well trying to buy them!

With most things, I can fairly easily narrow down what I am looking for. If I am buying shoes, I zero in on the size 46 rack and see what is comfortable.

With trousers, I have:
40" Brax Blue which are comfortable
40" Webstbury Comfort
44" Westbury Straight
42" Jinglers Straight

Yet:
42" Levis are so large, that I can put them on without opening them and I can fit both, balled fists inside the waistband, when I am wearing them.

56" Clockhouse trousers are so tight, I can't even get them halfway up my thigh!

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