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phantombudgie
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:45 pm Posts: 994
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As long as you stay out of the middle lane of a three lane motorway 
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:31 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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That Mario Puzo (The Godfather) co-wrote Superman.
_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:36 pm |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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A 9v PP3 battery contains 6 AAAA cells that are very similar in size to AAA cells. Maybe useful if a remote dies.
_________________ Dive like a fish, drink like a fish!
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:59 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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The Italian word for a cardigan is 'golf'. Somehow strangely appropriate.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:50 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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That Seagal is getting his own action drama TV show, didn't look too bad either 
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http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:32 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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That if you intend to go to ' wikipedia' and type 'wipipedia' by mistake, you get sent to somewhere you might not immediately expect  . (note - note exactly NSFW but it might lead to people looking at you qquite differently if they're there when you open it). Jon
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:48 pm |
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lacloss
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:48 am Posts: 1751 Location: Marbella Spain
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_________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming... Damn, What a ride!!
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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That smoking was banned on flights as someone actually dies from 2nd hand smoke on a flight. CLICKYI always though it was to save money on the extra fuel required for the air con on smoking flights.
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Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:09 am |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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“Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.” Edward R. Harrison
Well I never...
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Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:46 pm |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm Posts: 8767 Location: behind the sofa
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I assume he means the same as "we're all made of stardust".
_________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:16 pm |
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soddit112
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:12 pm Posts: 2020 Location: Mute City
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Friend: have you ever substituted a proper meal for many sweets? Me: erm... yes. like chocolate, hula hoops etc. why? Friend: no i mean actually sweets, like jelly tots and coke bottles Me: oh, no not like pick n mix sweets Friend: exactly Me: why? Friend: dont, i feel like [LIFTED] haha important advice there 
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:05 pm |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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I've seen that quoted by someone else, Carl Sagan's tutor for instance, it's similar to: The ash of stellar alchemy was now emerging into consciousness. At an ever-accelerating pace, it invented writing, cities, art and science, and sent spaceships to the planets and the stars. These are some of the things that hydrogen atoms do, given fifteen billion years of cosmic evolution. - Carl Sagan
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:13 pm |
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james016
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 5:52 pm Posts: 1899
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Today I learnt that the legislation regarding 087x and 084x phone numbers was written by a committee of idiots and that even PhonePayPlus can't interpret them properly.
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:21 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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That I really can't be trusted to do a Tesco order 
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http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:27 pm |
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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 pm Posts: 5048
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That Lockhead Martin are involved in the 2011 UK Census data collection but, it's ok, our data won't be passed on to any US firms. WTF!?!? clicky
_________________ Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much. jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
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