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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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That Bolivian hairdressers give you a shoulder massage, well at least she said it was normal practice.. 
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:37 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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That those JD+cola cans taste like... well, what I imagine the underside of a really old table tastes like 
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:51 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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That one of my (female) friends would rather have sex with me than with a gay looking male stripper. (I'm not sure if that's 90% flattery 10% insult or 10% flattery 90% insult. Either way my wife and other friends found it hilarious.)
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:52 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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Either way, don't tell the blokes on the rig 
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:55 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Especially the bit about you being a gay looking stripper. 
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Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:48 pm |
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soddit112
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:12 pm Posts: 2020 Location: Mute City
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that i am apparently the only person on the forum who can make it past 1am 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:38 am |
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forquare1
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:36 pm Posts: 5158 Location: /dev/tty0
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And I'm usually the first person to post in the FPOTD thread because I get up at 3:30am... Ooo, does that mean I trump the 1am post? 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:57 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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New driving licences only last 10 years
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:25 am |
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm Posts: 5288 Location: ln -s /London ~
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So they do. The paper counterpart lasts until you're whatever age, though, doesn't it, and it's just a case of sending in a new photo?
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:43 am |
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HeatherKay
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm Posts: 7262 Location: Here, but not all there.
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I've got all the forms and whatnot to get my paper licence upgraded. I just haven't been bothered, and I can't be arsed to get the photo done.
Bloomin' Europe. You pay to get a photo card licence, and then have to pay again every ten years in case you've aged. Money-making scam, if you ask me.
</grump>
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:57 am |
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm Posts: 5975
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Use the one from your avatar, perhaps?
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:01 am |
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HeatherKay
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:13 pm Posts: 7262 Location: Here, but not all there.
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_________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:03 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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My bf had to get it done as they refused to put points on his tatty bit of paper. So he goes through all the palarva of getting photo done, sending it off, receiving a plastic on back with a bit of PAPER attached for points, getting fines returned because he hasn't presented his licence, making phone calls to court service who say don't worry sort it out when you get it, going to cop shop at 5pm only to find then CLOSE at 4.30pm... blah blah blah oh I'm bored now but you get the drift
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:10 am |
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
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I still have my old green, tatty, paper licence. I really ought to have it changed, we moved house in April. 
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:43 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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They'll tell you to get another and charge you £20 for the privilege.
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