That Bolivian hairdressers give you a shoulder massage, well at least she said it was normal practice..

That those JD+cola cans taste like... well, what I imagine the underside of a really old table tastes like

That one of my (female) friends would rather have sex with me than with a gay looking male stripper.

(I'm not sure if that's 90% flattery 10% insult or 10% flattery 90% insult. Either way my wife and other friends found it hilarious.)

Either way, don't tell the blokes on the rig

Especially the bit about you being a gay looking stripper.

that i am apparently the only person on the forum who can make it past 1am

And I'm usually the first person to post in the FPOTD thread because I get up at 3:30am...
Ooo, does that mean I trump the 1am post?

New driving licences only last 10 years

So they do. The paper counterpart lasts until you're whatever age, though, doesn't it, and it's just a case of sending in a new photo?

I've got all the forms and whatnot to get my paper licence upgraded. I just haven't been bothered, and I can't be arsed to get the photo done.

Bloomin' Europe. You pay to get a photo card licence, and then have to pay again every ten years in case you've aged. Money-making scam, if you ask me.

</grump>

Use the one from your avatar, perhaps?

Good thinking.

My bf had to get it done as they refused to put points on his tatty bit of paper. So he goes through all the palarva of getting photo done, sending it off, receiving a plastic on back with a bit of PAPER attached for points, getting fines returned because he hasn't presented his licence, making phone calls to court service who say don't worry sort it out when you get it, going to cop shop at 5pm only to find then CLOSE at 4.30pm... blah blah blah oh I'm bored now but you get the drift

I still have my old green, tatty, paper licence. I really ought to have it changed, we moved house in April.

They'll tell you to get another and charge you £20 for the privilege.