The view in Rusty's office today:

Oh I am SO stealing that GIF

LinkedIn profile updated.

C**ts

Same colleague today:

<Colleague>: I think you've got a network problem with <the main data server>
Me: What do you mean?
<Colleague>: Well I've installed this ODBC driver but the Interface software says it can't find the database
Me: What is this database?
<Colleague>: It's that <same 3rd party database I've never heard of that he couldn't copy three days ago>
Me: And it's on the data server?
<Colleague>: Yep
Me: So what's serving it?
<Colleague>: What do you mean?

why anyone would want a job/career to do anything regarding computers is beyond me

Some people enjoy using their skills to help other people, and getting paid to do so is merely a bonus.

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Cough* masochism *cough


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http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sout ... e-31700835

Clearly the bloke was in turmoil, but that just doesn't cover it.

It was twatmagedon with trucks this morning.

There are roadworks on the main dual carriageway out of Peterborough to the A1 so couple of lorries, in an attempt to gain a few feet, were doing up and overs on the fly-off roundabouts to try and skip a bit of the queue. They were then finding themselves in the wrong lane and pushing in.
My brother was driving and quite how he managed to not have his bladder explode they were boiling his p!ss so much is beyond me.

Then for a bit of extra fun there had been an accident at the main A1/A14 interchange roundabout so instead of being able to do the usual swift U-turn back onto the northbound A1 for work we had to go for a magical mystery tour down the A14 westbound and double back. And this is before they start doing epic roadworks to upgrade the A14.

Meant to be working from home today. Did about half an hour at 07:00 then took the youngest to school, (the reason I was working from home today). No sooner do I get home then I have the eldest on the phone asking for a lift to the hospital. She doesn't seem to understand the concept of buses and taxis. AAARRRGGGHHH.

Right! Kettle on, firing laptop up and let's get some sh1t done!

Just had a terrorist attack evacuation drill :s


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Dear Internet Explorer 11,

Please fcuk off and die.

Retards,

John.

No, that wasn't a typo.

I only 'have' to use it for one site at work and we've closed that down now. Happy days

Got a demo tomorrow and there is a big job that needs doing beforehand.

When did I find out? 20 mins ago. And the software I need to use to extract the data has been incorrectly installed

This was on a client machine. They had IE8. An "Internet Explorer blocked this website from displaying... <some cobblers or other>" kept appearing. No problem, thinks me. Upgrade to IE11.

Big mistake. Starting IE causes it to crash instantly. A system restore back to when I installed IE11 was the only way to uninstall it, but strangely it also seems to have resolved the original issue.

It's like the most boring episode of "House M.D" ever .