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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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Cough* masochism *cough Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:03 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sout ... e-31700835Clearly the bloke was in turmoil, but that just doesn't cover it.
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Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:28 pm |
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
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It was twatmagedon with trucks this morning. There are roadworks on the main dual carriageway out of Peterborough to the A1 so couple of lorries, in an attempt to gain a few feet, were doing up and overs on the fly-off roundabouts to try and skip a bit of the queue. They were then finding themselves in the wrong lane and pushing in. My brother was driving and quite how he managed to not have his bladder explode they were boiling his p!ss so much is beyond me. Then for a bit of extra fun there had been an accident at the main A1/A14 interchange roundabout so instead of being able to do the usual swift U-turn back onto the northbound A1 for work we had to go for a magical mystery tour down the A14 westbound and double back. And this is before they start doing epic roadworks to upgrade the A14.
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:33 am |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Meant to be working from home today. Did about half an hour at 07:00 then took the youngest to school, (the reason I was working from home today). No sooner do I get home then I have the eldest on the phone asking for a lift to the hospital. She doesn't seem to understand the concept of buses and taxis. AAARRRGGGHHH. Right! Kettle on, firing laptop up and let's get some sh1t done! 
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:47 am |
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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Just had a terrorist attack evacuation drill :s
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:05 am |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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Dear Internet Explorer 11,
Please fcuk off and die.
Retards,
John.
No, that wasn't a typo.
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:34 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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I only 'have' to use it for one site at work and we've closed that down now. Happy days 
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 2:38 pm |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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Got a demo tomorrow and there is a big job that needs doing beforehand. When did I find out? 20 mins ago. And the software I need to use to extract the data has been incorrectly installed 
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:29 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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This was on a client machine. They had IE8. An "Internet Explorer blocked this website from displaying... <some cobblers or other>" kept appearing. No problem, thinks me. Upgrade to IE11. Big mistake. Starting IE causes it to crash instantly. A system restore back to when I installed IE11 was the only way to uninstall it, but strangely it also seems to have resolved the original issue. It's like the most boring episode of "House M.D" ever .
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:55 pm |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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Oh FFS!
It's just gone full spastic. All of it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:41 pm |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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There's an entire empty street but some fecktard has decided to park right in front of our garage. Seriously what the fudge is wrong with you?
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:24 pm |
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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got the thomas the tank engine song stuck in my head 
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Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:14 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:16 pm |
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:44 pm |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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I love that video
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