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I got fired. [LIFTED].

Sorry to hear that. Good luck with finding something else.

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Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:17 am
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Sheisse, bad times man :-/ Hope you find somewhere else without too much trouble.

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In other news, I woke up today with a sizeable hangover and a very pretty flower scratched into my arm. (I also have quite a nasty scratch on my arse where I fell down behind a bench seat and met with a screw sticking out of the wall in the pub last night, but since that holds far less visual appeal I'll gloss over it. ;-))


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CMOT-Weasel wrote:
I also have quite a nasty scratch on my arse ... I'll gloss over it. ;-))

Why'd you want a shiny arse??? :lol: :P :oops: :JV:

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You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.

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Blue_Nowhere wrote:
I got fired. [LIFTED].

:o How on earth did that happen?!?! I really hope you find something else soon :(

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EddArmitage wrote:
Why'd you want a shiny arse??? :lol: :P :oops: :JV:
'Cause it beats using petrol by accident. Nasty things would happen if I were to spark up with my arse covered in petrol >.< Cigarette cherries landing in places I'd rather they didn't (which resulted in a small fire and much agony when I beat the fire out) is bad enough, I don't wish to exacerbate the situation by effectively turning my midriff into a concentrated pyre. ;-)


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Hmm. I have an 80's-themed party to go to shortly. I have bugger all to wear, although I do have in my posession a pair of silly green circular-framed glasses and most of a pack of silver king skins. Do I go as John Lennon or Neil from the Young Ones? (And pray the police don't accuse me of actually smoking a joint)


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CMOT-Weasel wrote:
Hmm. I have an 80's-themed party to go to shortly. I have bugger all to wear, although I do have in my posession a pair of silly green circular-framed glasses and most of a pack of silver king skins. Do I go as John Lennon or Neil from the Young Ones? (And pray the police don't accuse me of actually smoking a joint)


NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

ive been encouraged to go as Neil to the last day of year 13, i am considering but, its losing to Gene Simmons at the minute :D


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Sitting at home with 16 lagers and a stocked spirit cabinet. Once the kid's in bed it's partytime (although I'm the only other person at home).

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
If the police screw me on suspicion of smoking marijuana in public, I'm blaming you. ;-)

*Stocks up on kingskins and suitable roach material*

Right. To teh pub! :-D


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saspro wrote:
Sitting at home with 16 lagers and a stocked spirit cabinet. Once the kid's in bed it's partytime (although I'm the only other person at home).


wow you're trying really hard to get rosy cheeks arent you? :cry:

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brataccas wrote:
saspro wrote:
Sitting at home with 16 lagers and a stocked spirit cabinet. Once the kid's in bed it's partytime (although I'm the only other person at home).


wow you're trying really hard to get rosy cheeks arent you? :cry:


No more than living in the most remote, coldest place in the UK ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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damn, you got me there :x

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brataccas wrote:
damn, you got me there :x


But you still love me ;)

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Right: I didn't get arrested, on account of the police not actually driving by while I was smoking, so I classify this as a win. Fairly successful evening on the whole, given that both me and another mate with long hair were both out as, essentially, hippies, acting so stoned that we actually began to feel it. o.O

It does help that I can pull the look off fairly well anyway, and the mate in question is part Dutch. ;-)


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