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Absolutely nothing titillating coming from me! lol

Well we did find out you can speak French. According to Mock The Week, that makes you 1/3 of the way to being the perfect woman...

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The only woman I ever loved was half-French. I also dated another one. It's definitely a plus in my view. What are the other two?!


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jonbwfc wrote:
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Absolutely nothing titillating coming from me! lol

Well we did find out you can speak French. According to Mock The Week, that makes you 1/3 of the way to being the perfect woman...

Jon


The only woman I ever loved was half-French. I also dated another one. It's definitely a plus in my view. What are the other two?!

'underwear' and 'model'. It was in reference to the recent thing with John Terry.

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FRENCH??? UNDERWEAR?

LOL I can't even wear a bikini in public any more.

As for french parlez vous francais is about all I remember. Pretty poor for a woman with a continental European mother.

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LOL I can't even wear a bikini in public any more.


Me neither :lol:

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LOL I can't even wear a bikini in public any more.


Me neither :lol:

Wear it underneath something, no one will know.

Did I just say that out loud?


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LOL I can't even wear a bikini in public any more.


Me neither :lol:


thats because you wear it the wrong way round!!! :shock: :lol: :lol:

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I has a french one!


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I has a french one!

What about the other one? :lol:

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I has a french one!

Whoopsy! I posted from the wrong account.

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no idea what to do still :cry: I still after all this time fancy that katie girl like crazy, I hadn't seen her in months till last friday I was driving down a road and I saw her walking up the way and my stomach got really tight and felt faint :cry: few days later I decided for first time in ages to text her to ask how she was etc, as one of her friends said she was in hospital for a while as her immune system dropped so, I got reply this time and said shes working full time till september then she goes off to uni. So this means theres no point in trying to ask her to meet up to eventually ask her out? as she will be far away in uni so she prob doesn't want any bf etc? feel sick :cry:

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She could still be a bloody good friend when she's not at uni, Bratty.

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Indeed :) Talk to her :) At least you'll be settled on way or the other :)


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Oh no, tell me this hasn't turned into one of those threads.


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Oh no, tell me this hasn't turned into one of those threads.


Hell yeah! The one at the old place was the best, but I'm always up for one of those.


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thats me single for life then I guess, I dont fancy anyone else :cry:

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