I just enjoyed a "Chinese" style meal for the umpteenth time since I made it on Saturday. I've put the remainder in a tub to take to work for lunch tomorrow. While I was crunching on my bamboo shoots, it occurred to me that I am growing to more and more resemble a panda in my old age. Perhaps I was one in a previous life?

1. I'm round and furry.
2. I love bamboo shoots (Why do my local supermarkets keep hiding them in stupid places??!)
3. I was born blond, but I've darkened with age and now I'm growing white patches.
4. I'm very slow and I like to rest a lot.
5. I have great difficulty in finding a mate, and if I ever have offspring it will be a minor miracle.

I think I'd be quite content being a panda in the next life too.

What animal might you have been before, or do you most resemble now?

What animal would you like to be in the next life?

I er, resemble a human and I'd quite like to be a human again.

Hmm that's a difficult one, can I choose two options??

A: Lioness
1. I am extremely patient, but push me too far and I will bite your head off
2. I do all the housework and get the dinner while my Mister lies in the sun scratching himself (joke)
3. I like a nap after a big meal
4. I like kids, and not only those from my immediate family
5. I'm the one in charge
6. I'm incredibly loyal

B: Squirrel
1. I have bundles of energy
2. I'm always busy and I like to be on the move most of the time
3. I love climbing trees
4. I can see off a cat in an fair fight
5. If you get too close before I'm ready, I'll bite your finger
6. I am beautiful to look at ( )
7. I like nuts
8. If you can tame me, I'm yours forever

Giraffe, lanky, tall... I don't like eating leaves though

This calls for a FaceSpace application to tell me.

Right, there's quite a few as it turns out. Top 5 answers then:

Cat
You are a pretty person. You are a strong person, even when your knocked down you always land on your feet. You are also very hygenic. I recomend a hand sanitizer company for a job.

Eagle
A limitless, brave soul, the eagle roams the world with inspiration and gusto. You effortlessly do what is best, and wander freely. As the Eagle, you see all from above.

Lion
You are likely to travel with a group, and love action. Plus, you look cool.

Penguin
you are very sweet and caring and love to talk and have cutest attitude

Monkey
You are the kind of person who can really be out of hands and is not always what you seem like to others. Your friends see you as: playful, funny, energetic

Just been watching "Inside Nature's Giants" and it was all about Giraffes! Very interesting!

I never realised the amount of problems caused by having such a long neck!

No it doesn't.

You're an evil monkey.

There. I told you

Je suis un elephant.

Don't know.

What kind of animal loafs around all day, gets up when hungry but eats only once a day, and if you provoke it, it will bite your head off?

Dolphin for me

Being a sloth would be cool I reckon.

Sleep most of the day, then wake up and get monged. Back to bed, and do it all again.

Not too dissimilar to being a student, really!

Except you also end up covered in algae. And IIRC if its a bit cold a sloth can starve to death even if it has a full stomach because its metabolism is so slow.

I wouldn't mind coming back as a dragon. Or a raptor. Or an eagle the size of a Jumbo Jet. Yeah, that'd be cool!

I'm thinking of that dragon from Reign of Fire

I thought that woman was quite hot

And tenacious - nobody else obviously found makeup to wear during the apocalypse