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				 steve74 
				Doesn't have much of a life 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm Posts: 1798 Location: Manchester
				 
				 
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						Lucky old Florence!    
					
						 _________________ * Steve *
  * Witty statement goes here * 
					
  
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				 pcernie 
				Legend 
				
					 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
				 
				 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 davrosG5 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
				 
				 
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						It's just as well I'm alone in the office at the moment.     
					
						 _________________ When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum. -Billy Connolly (to a heckler) 
					
  
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				 oceanicitl 
				Official forum cat lady 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
				 
				 
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						Very funny     
					
						_________________Still the official cheeky one    
					
  
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				 pcernie 
				Legend 
				
					 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
				 
				 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 pcernie 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 pcernie 
				Legend 
				
					 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
				 
				 
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						http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38248828That picture isn't strictly 'impartial BBC' is it?  
					
						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 John_Vella 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
				 
				 
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						 I'm not making this up... I swear this really happened this evening. 
  The wife and I were in the queue at a well known card shop waiting to pay for our purchases. Immediately behind us was a lady,  wearing a hijab,  with a child who was playing with a noisy festive toy, which was on display. 
  After the child had pressed the button,  and we had all listened to the very annoying song,  about six times, the lady, (did I mention what she was wearing?) turned to the child and said "Stop it! If you press that again it will blow up!" 
 
  Honestly, you couldn't make it up! 
					
						_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE  - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker   Sorry   I'll behave now. Promise    
					
  
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				 Spreadie 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm Posts: 6355 Location: IoW
				 
				 
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						  _________________ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! 
					
  
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				 John_Vella 
				I haven't seen my friends in so long 
				
					 Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
				 
				 
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						Yes, it did!    
					
						_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE  - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker   Sorry   I'll behave now. Promise    
					
  
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				 Burn_IT 
				Has a life 
				
					 Joined: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:44 pm Posts: 90 Location: Polesworth
				 
				 
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						 But not until it pressed it again and the person behind the counter slapped the counter, shouting BOOM. 
					
						_________________I cannot remember the last time I forgot something   
					
  
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				 pcernie 
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					 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
				 
				 
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						Everyone should have this in their online repertoire I think   
					
						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 pcernie 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 pcernie 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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				 pcernie 
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						_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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