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How to stop next door's dog using our garden as a toilet? 
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Or at least some sentry guns ;)

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I had a similar problem with a bloody cat ! I could have and should have killed the damned thing.

Bought a sonic device. Saw it online with glowing references. It was the biggest waste of £35 ever !

Invest in some steel toe cap boots and wait :twisted:


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Powdered glass? :twisted:

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Powdered glass? :twisted:

whats a bag of sand gonna do :mrgreen:


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pcernie wrote:
Powdered glass? :twisted:

whats a bag of sand gonna do :mrgreen:


Depends how you use it :)

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Q. "How to stop next door's dog using our garden as a toilet?"

A. Throw my Samsung DSLR at it. Its all its ******* good for!!!!!!

:shock: :twisted: :lol:

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I find posting it back through the owners letter box is effective, after warning them you will do it, next time their mutt sh1ts in your garden, of course. :D

I've never actually had to do it the threat normally resolves the problem. :D

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Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


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Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


Dammit, he got in there before me.


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I find posting it back through the owners letter box is effective, after warning them you will do it, next time their mutt sh1ts in your garden, of course. :D

I've never actually had to do it the threat normally resolves the problem. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant.

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pcernie wrote:
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whats a bag of sand gonna do :mrgreen:


Depends how you use it :)


Popular myth number #358: Powdered glass, when eaten, kills you.

This is not true.

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Get dog turd. Wrap up in news paper, with a twist at the top.

Deposit on dog owner’s door step. Light twist on top, ring doorbell and run.

Neighbour will open door, see fire and stamp it out.

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Ask the owner to stop their dog from doing it. :?

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