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I still wonder why people bother to travel for honeymoons. Surely you don't get to see much outside the bedroom? :lol:


Quick bite to eat to get your energy levels back up and let housekeeping change the bed? ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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If all you want is sex, then yeah, stay at home.
If you'd like to actually do stuff other than sex with your new spouse, then a honeymoon is a nice way to do that.

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You've got a lifetime foor sex. Why not have a nice holiday after all the stress of the wedding?

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Why have a stressful wedding? You're getting married, not invading a country, it should be enjoyable, if not, you're doing it wrong!!

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Why have a stressful wedding? You're getting married, not invading a country, it should be enjoyable, if not, you're doing it wrong!!

And if you've been living together prior to the wedding you would probably already be enjoying copious amounts of sex. If you're not enjoying it, you're probably doing it wrong! ;)

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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Zippy wrote:
Why have a stressful wedding? You're getting married, not invading a country, it should be enjoyable, if not, you're doing it wrong!!

And if you've been living together prior to the wedding you would probably already be enjoying copious amounts of sex. If you're not enjoying it, you're probably doing it wrong! ;)

Is there such a thing as too much sex?


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Is there such a thing as too much sex?


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When it's bleeding, you're losing colour from your vision, and you haven't eaten in 3 days... perhaps.

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John_Vella wrote:
Zippy wrote:
Why have a stressful wedding? You're getting married, not invading a country, it should be enjoyable, if not, you're doing it wrong!!
And if you've been living together prior to the wedding you would probably already be enjoying copious amounts of sex. If you're not enjoying it, you're probably doing it wrong! ;)
Is there such a thing as too much sex?
Did anybody say there was?

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Is there such a thing as too much sex?
Did anybody say there was?

You've clearly never spoken to Mrs. Bucket...

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John_Vella wrote:
Zippy wrote:
Why have a stressful wedding? You're getting married, not invading a country, it should be enjoyable, if not, you're doing it wrong!!

And if you've been living together prior to the wedding you would probably already be enjoying copious amounts of sex. If you're not enjoying it, you're probably doing it wrong! ;)

Is there such a thing as too much sex?


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No. No, there is not such a thing as too much sex. That's crazy talk at its craziest.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and get Mrs V. some headache tablets. She hasn't said anything about having a headache... Yet! ;)


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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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No. No, there is not such a thing as too much sex. That's crazy talk at its craziest.

Actually I find every day too much.

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TheFrenchun wrote:
Is there such a thing as too much sex?


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When it's bleeding, you're losing colour from your vision, and you haven't eaten in 3 days... perhaps.


A 15 min rest every 90 mins or so gets round that
Although I did lose 15kg in a month last year ;)

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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No Boss, that's fine.

I mean millions of Africans cannot order HIV and Malaria medication because of a bug but I'll stop investigating that to help you fix a cupboard.


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all men need to be castrated tbh :(

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That thing where people go 'Aww the animal is so cute' without actually acknowledging they're utter [LIFTED] (by a human moral measure) in the wild.
See also: dolphins.

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