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The Ranting (or Venting) Thread.
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Quick bite to eat to get your energy levels back up and let housekeeping change the bed? 
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:32 am |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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If all you want is sex, then yeah, stay at home. If you'd like to actually do stuff other than sex with your new spouse, then a honeymoon is a nice way to do that.
Mark
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:33 am |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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You've got a lifetime foor sex. Why not have a nice holiday after all the stress of the wedding?
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:12 pm |
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Zippy
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:20 pm Posts: 3838 Location: Here Abouts
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Why have a stressful wedding? You're getting married, not invading a country, it should be enjoyable, if not, you're doing it wrong!!
_________________The Official "Saucy Minx"  This above all: To Thine Own Self Be True "Red sky at night, Shepherds Delight"..Which is a bit like Shepherds Pie, but with whipped topping instead of mashed potato.
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:07 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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And if you've been living together prior to the wedding you would probably already be enjoying copious amounts of sex. If you're not enjoying it, you're probably doing it wrong! 
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:08 pm |
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm Posts: 4955 Location: on the naughty step
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Is there such a thing as too much sex? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:09 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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When it's bleeding, you're losing colour from your vision, and you haven't eaten in 3 days... perhaps.
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:09 pm |
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timark_uk
Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm Posts: 12143 Location: Belfast
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Did anybody say there was? Mark
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:30 pm |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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You've clearly never spoken to Mrs. Bucket...
_________________Jim
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:27 pm |
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am Posts: 7935 Location: Manchester.
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No. No, there is not such a thing as too much sex. That's crazy talk at its craziest. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and get Mrs V. some headache tablets. She hasn't said anything about having a headache... Yet!  Sent from my big ass Sony Xperia Z Ultra tabphonelet, using Tapatalk 4.
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:41 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Actually I find every day too much.
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:47 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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A 15 min rest every 90 mins or so gets round that Although I did lose 15kg in a month last year 
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:47 pm |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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No Boss, that's fine. I mean millions of Africans cannot order HIV and Malaria medication because of a bug but I'll stop investigating that to help you fix a cupboard. ... ... 
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Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:22 am |
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 5664 Location: Scotland
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all men need to be castrated tbh 
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Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:19 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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That thing where people go 'Aww the animal is so cute' without actually acknowledging they're utter [LIFTED] (by a human moral measure) in the wild. See also: dolphins.
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Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:10 pm |
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