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pcernie wrote:
Did you hear about the CIA captive who was forced to sing?

It was an extraordinary rendition.
Perhaps post this in the Tales of FAIL thread as well? (8+D

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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pcernie wrote:
Did you hear about the CIA captive who was forced to sing?

It was an extraordinary rendition.
Perhaps post this in the Tales of FAIL thread as well? (8+D

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You've already thought about sending it to people if you haven't already :P

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pcernie wrote:
You've already thought about sending it to people if you haven't already :P
No, Ernie. Just no.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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pcernie wrote:
You've already thought about sending it to people if you haven't already :P
No, Ernie. Just no.

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Pfft, try getting it out of your head tomorrow now that I've said this :lol:

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman...

It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone... so f*ck him...

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Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:25 pm
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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman...

It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone... so f*ck him...
Because the Irish don't want to go it alone. *laugh*

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
ShockWaffle wrote:
Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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oceanicitl wrote:
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman...

It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone... so f*ck him...
Because the Irish don't want to go it alone. *laugh*

Mark


Which Irish are you referring to, cos the joke could get mighty complicated :P

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pcernie wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman...

It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone... so f*ck him...
Because the Irish don't want to go it alone. *laugh*

Mark


Which Irish are you referring to, cos the joke could get mighty complicated :P

So when's the NIrish referendum?


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So when's the NIrish referendum?


We have some devolved powers, but that's it. Neither side is willing to give up the territory so independence would suit nobody.

That nice Mr Adams would like to see a border poll for a united Ireland though* ;)

* There's more chance of him appearing on Strictly.

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pcernie wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
oceanicitl wrote:
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman...

It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone... so f*ck him...
Because the Irish don't want to go it alone. *laugh*
Which Irish are you referring to, cos the joke could get mighty complicated :P
It already is. (8+D

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
ShockWaffle wrote:
Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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I didn't realise it was pancake day until someone told me today at lunch.
Well that just crêped up on me.

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My other half's great niece's favourite joke:

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?


A: A brick.


Well she is only 11.

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'The President is now at Camp David - Camp David is claiming there's been a misunderstanding...'

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pcernie wrote:
'The President is now at Camp David - Camp David is claiming there's been a misunderstanding...'

This joke is nearly as old as me, and that's saying something! :P

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
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pcernie wrote:
'The President is now at Camp David - Camp David is claiming there's been a misunderstanding...'

This joke is nearly as old as me, and that's saying something! :P


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