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Have you ever had that feeling where you want to punch somebody in the face, but no one nearby is a valid target?


Can't say I have, but it sounds like something I'd get :lol:

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l3v1ck wrote:
Have you ever had that feeling where you want to punch somebody in the face, but no one nearby is a valid target?
Can't say I have, but it sounds like something I'd get :lol:
That's because you live in Belfast, Ernie, and everyone nearby is a valid target *laugh*

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pcernie wrote:
l3v1ck wrote:
Have you ever had that feeling where you want to punch somebody in the face, but no one nearby is a valid target?
Can't say I have, but it sounds like something I'd get :lol:
That's because you live in Belfast, Ernie, and everyone nearby is a valid target *laugh*

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From his complaints about his family he does not even need to leave the house to find someone worthy. :)


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Anyone ever found any bodys? :evil: found my first one on saturday night on my way to a victorian dump site, was intact and picked up its head but it just dropped, shaking it a little but no reaction :evil: had mud on its head too, id say about 31 years old, male was very random just "dumped" on a grassy roundabout well hidden

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Anyone ever found any bodys? :evil: found my first one on saturday night on my way to a victorian dump site, was intact and picked up its head but it just dropped, shaking it a little but no reaction :evil: had mud on its head too, id say about 31 years old, male was very random just "dumped" on a grassy roundabout well hidden

if this is true Bratty you are really out of your mind. You should have walked away and called non urgent police number. Destroying evidence and all?


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found my first one on saturday night on my way to a victorian dump site

A fresh one, or a skeleton?

If it's fresh, then yes call 101 and you really should try not to touch anything.

Have you posted it on Youtube?

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So that's where he's been. He's become a psychotic serial killer.

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pcernie wrote:
l3v1ck wrote:
Have you ever had that feeling where you want to punch somebody in the face, but no one nearby is a valid target?
Can't say I have, but it sounds like something I'd get :lol:
That's because you live in Belfast, Ernie, and everyone nearby is a valid target *laugh*

Mark


Look, if you're gonna start slagging the place off at least get the terminology right - it's 'legitimate target' ;)

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Went to the gym for the first time in twelve months. Last time I could run about 3km but today I barely managed 1km and most of that was walking. :oops:

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Went to the gym for the first time in twelve months. Last time I could run about 3km but today I barely managed 1km and most of that was walking. :oops:

Start gently. Then push the pace as you start to get back into shape. If you do something daily it is only a matter of time before it starts to get easier.


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brataccas wrote:
somehow I will muck this whole thing up :cry:
Shush. You'll be fine.
Try and treat her as a friend, okay yes, a very special friend, but don't pressure yourself too much, that way you'll not put too much pressure on the situation.

Mark


but ideally id want to take her to an awesome cafe I know but I dunno if its appropiate or not if I offer to pay for it all :( I love spoiling people but someone says to me ages ago its a bad idea to gift girls u try to date :( totally stumped :(

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A fresh one, or a skeleton?


fresh, no room in the boot so I just raced to the closest hospital to tell them where it is

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but ideally id want to take her to an awesome cafe I know but I dunno if its appropiate or not if I offer to pay for it all :( I love spoiling people but someone says to me ages ago its a bad idea to gift girls u try to date :( totally stumped :(
Offer to pay it, if she says no, then say she can pay the next time.
That way, you pay it all AND get a second date out of it.
I wouldn't really say you were 'gifting' her by paying for the meal. It's chivalrous and shows you care enough about her to want to do something nice.

As I said earlier, don't sweat it too much and you'll be fine.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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pcernie wrote:
Look, if you're gonna start slagging the place off at least get the terminology right - it's 'legitimate target' ;)
I was making direct reference to the OP. (8+p

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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