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timark_uk
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Surely Ben would be better? In all his time here, that's the first I've seen him be called Ken. Mark
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TheFrenchun
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Yay for trendsetting!  I thought about Ben, but thought that might be even more confusing.
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belchingmatt
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The golden rule of working on a dive boat (repping, tourism etc. I guess) is: Don't screw the crew.Passengers come and go, but colleagues are there for the season. Dual? Sounds kinky in this context.
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timark_uk
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So you admit you knew it would be confusing when you called him Ken! Mark
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pcernie
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It was never 'Ken's' intention, but this thread is hilarious  'Should Ken get it on with Barbie? YOU DECIDE!' On a more serious note... Personally I'd be friendly, in the strictest sense of the word, with people like that and nothing more. I wouldn't want to be thinking back years from now only to feel guilt/shame. And by the sound of it, it's only a matter of time before someone starts making the sort of allegations that involve the police! A woman scorned, or someone gets jealous etc. _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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ProfessorF
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Dude.
Take the high road. You needn't play their games. You know this.
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JJW009
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Mmmm boobies.
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oceanicitl
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_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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jonbwfc
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Didn't know you were an ornithologist JJ - boobies
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TheFrenchun
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Is this thread a joke by Ken and he is actually recounting when he watched Dirty dancing last? 
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okenobi
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You're all a bunch of utter legends. Thanks. Most entertaining thread of recent memory for me. Al, you're right. Leeds, I was too old for this [LIFTED] a while ago, but it's easier than getting a job in the UK and my office rocks. Matt, that IS rule number one. And I do know all of this. Also, JJ. Thanks for your contribution. So true. Spoke to girl in question, talked about cock size, blowjob technique and not wanting to fit in with the rest of the crew. She promised to never get drunk around me again. I said that was a waste of good boobs. Order is restored. Can't wait for the first guests tomorrow and to actually start doing what I'm good at - talking [LIFTED]. Anybody that wants to come out, I have twin beds in my room and a massive apartment with a sofabed too. You'd be more than welcome, it's a lush place and the wine is amazing. Not to mention Venice, Verona, Dolomites, Milan etc. etc. Have a great day folks 
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TheFrenchun
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  | | | | okenobi wrote: You're all a bunch of utter legends. Thanks. Most entertaining thread of recent memory for me. Al, you're right. Leeds, I was too old for this [LIFTED] a while ago, but it's easier than getting a job in the UK and my office rocks. Matt, that IS rule number one. And I do know all of this. Also, JJ. Thanks for your contribution. So true. Spoke to girl in question, talked about cock size, blowjob technique and not wanting to fit in with the rest of the crew. She promised to never get drunk around me again. I said that was a waste of good boobs. Order is restored. Can't wait for the first guests tomorrow and to actually start doing what I'm good at - talking [LIFTED]. Anybody that wants to come out, I have twin beds in my room and a massive apartment with a sofabed too. You'd be more than welcome, it's a lush place and the wine is amazing. Not to mention Venice, Verona, Dolomites, Milan etc. etc. Have a great day folks | | | | |
Shame it's in Italy really  Any techniques you would like to share with the rest of us? Is it all first hand (*cough*) knowledge?
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okenobi
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That looks rather lovely. Fair play. Although I much prefer the look of the Ticino/Lugano end of Switzerland, but then I'm biassed.
Having wine with the team this evening and just come in to sort out an urgent email. Things have kicked off, but everybody's in good spirits for all the 80 year olds coming tomorrow.
Frenchy, what techniques would you like details on?? I'll do my best...
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TheFrenchun
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I was just wondering if there was anything special you wanted to share with the crowds
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