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The difference is that most events in the UK where the police are getting it wrong tend to be heat of the moment occurences. They aren't pre-meditated activities with the threat of retribution hanging about if they are reported.
They aren't? So there have never ever been calculated acts of criminality committed by anyone working as part of the UK's constabulary? That, I find hard to believe.


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jonlumb wrote:
The difference is that most events in the UK where the police are getting it wrong tend to be heat of the moment occurences. They aren't pre-meditated activities with the threat of retribution hanging about if they are reported.
They aren't? So there have never ever been calculated acts of criminality committed by anyone working as part of the UK's constabulary? That, I find hard to believe.


There have been plenty of UK coppers who have been prosecuted for everything from growing/dealing illegal drugs, extortion, misconduct in public office, having sex whilst on duty...the list goes on and on...

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If a woman has sex with a dog, does she get pregnant with a litter of puppy child things?
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If a woman has sex with a dog, does she get pregnant with a litter of puppy child things?
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Yes, haven't you seen the episode of Family Guy with Ted Turner?

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No I haven't seen that one.

I'd love to see a litter of human/dog things (not too closely though lol).

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If a woman has sex with a dog, does she get pregnant with a litter of puppy child things?
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Yes, haven't you seen the episode of Family Guy with Ted Turner?


I remember that one. Think it was my fave of the season.

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If a woman has sex with a dog, does she get pregnant with a litter of puppy child things?
:shock:


You reminded me of this story about Stalin and his half man, half ape super soldiers:

http://www.ufodigest.com/supersoldier.html

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sex with animals in sweden isnt illegal at all, however animal abuse is

strange law too

"In contrast with most other countries, animal sex is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homosexual sex"


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sex with animals in sweden isnt illegal at all, however animal abuse is

strange law too

"In contrast with most other countries, animal sex is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homosexual sex"


So you can have sex with a consenting animal? Any idea what the age of consent is for a porcupine, and how do you prove it was "up for it"?! :lol:

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well you need it in in writing first lol


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sex with animals in sweden isnt illegal at all, however animal abuse is

strange law too

"In contrast with most other countries, animal sex is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homosexual sex"


So you can have sex with a consenting animal? Any idea what the age of consent is for a porcupine, and how do you prove it was "up for it"?! :lol:


Well in this case it was a woman who was shagging the dog, wasn't it? So I believe it would be relatively straight forward to prove the dog was "up" for it. :P

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well you need it in in writing first lol


Will a paw print do instead of a signature?

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