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timark_uk

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana


	Amnesia10 wrote: But if you have a Natasha why do you need a Svetlana?

There's a Natasha that sits behind me at work … she calls me her "little Christmas Grinch". (8+)

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Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:58 pm

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So clearly you are planning on stealing Christmas again this year?

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Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:02 pm

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	Amnesia10 wrote: So clearly you are planning on stealing Christmas again this year?

Doubt it. He's still trying to offload last year's Christmas. Would you believe he tried selling it to me last week for a meat & potato pie and a packet of Hubba Bubba?

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Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:29 pm

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	Amnesia10 wrote: So clearly you are planning on stealing Christmas again this year?

Doubt it. He's still trying to offload last year's Christmas. Would you believe he tried selling it to me last week for a meat & potato pie and a packet of Hubba Bubba?

Yes but he will want to offload next Christmas as no one will want 2011 Christmas gifts next year. :lol:

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Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:25 pm

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	Quote: Penalty Charge Notice Issuing authority address: CCTV Enforcement Reference: HY12654618 Penalty Charge Notice number(PCN): HY12654618 Date of Contravention: 09/7/2012 The majority of Penalty Charge Notices (PCN) can be paid using our online payments service. To use our online payments service please enter your vehicle registration and the number of a PCN. When can the council use bailiffs to collect a penalty charge? "If you don't pay a parking penalty charge issued by a council, they can apply to the Traffic Enforcement Centre to have the penalty charge registered as if it were a County Court Judgment. The council can then instruct bailiffs to come to your home and seize your belongings, including your vehicle. If you don't pay, the bailiffs will clamp your vehicle." Thanks, The Trafic Management Act 2004,s78;Civil Enforcement of Parking Contravention(England);General Regulation 2007;Representations and Appeals Regulations 2007

Yeh, right. Doesn't even say where the contravention took place. You fink I'm stoopid or summink?

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Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:40 am

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	Quote: Penalty Charge Notice Issuing authority address: CCTV Enforcement Reference: HY12654618 Penalty Charge Notice number(PCN): HY12654618 Date of Contravention: 09/7/2012 The majority of Penalty Charge Notices (PCN) can be paid using our online payments service. To use our online payments service please enter your vehicle registration and the number of a PCN. When can the council use bailiffs to collect a penalty charge? "If you don't pay a parking penalty charge issued by a council, they can apply to the Traffic Enforcement Centre to have the penalty charge registered as if it were a County Court Judgment. The council can then instruct bailiffs to come to your home and seize your belongings, including your vehicle. If you don't pay, the bailiffs will clamp your vehicle." Thanks, The Trafic Management Act 2004,s78;Civil Enforcement of Parking Contravention(England);General Regulation 2007;Representations and Appeals Regulations 2007

Yeh, right. Doesn't even say where the contravention took place. You fink I'm stoopid or summink?

It might be more believable if you have a car. :lol:

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Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:18 am

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HeatherKay wrote:


	Quote: Penalty Charge Notice Issuing authority address: CCTV Enforcement Reference: HY12654618 Penalty Charge Notice number(PCN): HY12654618 Date of Contravention: 09/7/2012 The majority of Penalty Charge Notices (PCN) can be paid using our online payments service. To use our online payments service please enter your vehicle registration and the number of a PCN. When can the council use bailiffs to collect a penalty charge? "If you don't pay a parking penalty charge issued by a council, they can apply to the Traffic Enforcement Centre to have the penalty charge registered as if it were a County Court Judgment. The council can then instruct bailiffs to come to your home and seize your belongings, including your vehicle. If you don't pay, the bailiffs will clamp your vehicle." Thanks, The Trafic Management Act 2004,s78;Civil Enforcement of Parking Contravention(England);General Regulation 2007;Representations and Appeals Regulations 2007

Yeh, right. Doesn't even say where the contravention took place. You fink I'm stoopid or summink?

Hey, Heather … I got this the other day

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	okenobi wrote: All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.


	ShockWaffle wrote: Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.

Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:52 am

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

If the above link fails

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	okenobi wrote: All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.


	ShockWaffle wrote: Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.

Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:55 am

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That looks like Facebook are getting in on this racket. :shock:

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Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:07 am

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	Amnesia10 wrote: That looks like Facebook are getting in on this racket.

Another of my friends commented on the similarity to Fb e-mails too.

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	okenobi wrote: All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.


	ShockWaffle wrote: Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.

Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:13 am

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Re: Hi! Im Svetlana

I had a telephone call from a company telling me that my computer had been infected with viruses so I played along. I would have thought that they might have sussed when I told them that I could not see a Start button in the lower left hand of the screen. I kept them on the phone for ten minutes and when they asked me to go to a website and press the remote access button I said no they hung up on me.

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Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:33 am

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	Amnesia10 wrote: I had a telephone call from a company telling me that my computer had been infected with viruses so I played along. I would have thought that they might have sussed when I told them that I could not see a Start button in the lower left hand of the screen. I kept them on the phone for ten minutes and when they asked me to go to a website and press the remote access button I said no they hung up on me.

There’s a lot of that about.

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Yep. And the police couldn't care less. We tried to report it once, but they weren't interested as it was only potential fraud because we hadn't fallen for it.

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Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:36 pm

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	l3v1ck wrote: Yep. And the police couldn't care less. We tried to report it once, but they weren't interested as it was only potential fraud because we hadn't fallen for it.

Yes but then there will be others who will have fallen for it.

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Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:41 pm

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	l3v1ck wrote: Yep. And the police couldn't care less. We tried to report it once, but they weren't interested as it was only potential fraud because we hadn't fallen for it.

When they called my mother in law, thankfully she didn't give any information but she did phone the police and the next day a poor defenceless police officer had the full Geordie hospitality treatment when she called round to get the details. so some police forces do take it seriously.

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