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Don't you just love it when you vomit, it comes out of your nose too. And then you smell it. Then your nose gets bunged with mucus so you start sneezing vomit
snots.

Just had some lunch and I think it was a little undercooked or something. Made me spew it very quickly.

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Don't you just love it when you vomit, it comes out of your nose too. And then you smell it. Then your nose gets bunged with mucus so you start sneezing vomit
snots.

Just had some lunch and I think it was a little undercooked or something. Made me spew it very quickly.


I never throw up. Haven't have since I was 9 or 10. I am very glad for that.


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Yeah my last occasion was after 4 warm pints on an empty stomach in 2004.

it all comes out o't other end when I get ill.


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My mate just passed his 5th dan TKD grading today.
I think that officially makes him a Master.
Quite some achievement.

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timark_uk wrote:
My mate just passed his 5th dan TKD grading today.
I think that officially makes him a Master.
Quite some achievement.

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Tell him congrats from me. I've a lot of respect for that.


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timark_uk wrote:
My mate just passed his 5th dan TKD grading today.
I think that officially makes him a Master.
Quite some achievement.

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timark_uk wrote:
My mate just passed his 5th dan TKD grading today.
I think that officially makes him a Master.
Quite some achievement.

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I read that as 5th dan The Dark Knight. 5th Dan Batman impressed.

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I'm looking for suggestions for names for my 'guest' wireless network.
Nothing offensive, but rude/funny would be what I'm after.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
ShockWaffle wrote:
Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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I'm looking for suggestions for names for my 'guest' wireless network.


Brataccas?

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Amnesia10 wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
My mate just passed his 5th dan TKD grading today.
I think that officially makes him a Master.
Quite some achievement.
I read that as 5th dan The Dark Knight. 5th Dan Batman impressed.
And that's the issue with using abbreviations.
If I wanted to talk about The Dark Knight, I'd type that out, if I wanted to talk about Taekwondo, I'd type TKD.
Some people seemingly don't ever type the full names of films out when discussing them online, but I suspect that if they were talking about them face-to-face with someone they'd not abbreviate the name of the film.
Horses for courses, I guess.

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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HeatherKay wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
I'm looking for suggestions for names for my 'guest' wireless network.
Brataccas?
You are connected to Brataccas.
Is that a good thing? (8+D

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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timark_uk wrote:
HeatherKay wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
I'm looking for suggestions for names for my 'guest' wireless network.
Brataccas?
You are connected to Brataccas.
Is that a good thing? (8+D

Mark


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