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I think he's taking the mickey.


Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:40 am
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jonbwfc wrote:
I think he's taking the Mickey.


ISWYDT :lol:

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Today was the first day of my annual leave. I spent the morning in bed, watching Everybody Loves Raymond and Frasier. Then I tried to find out how to and attempted jailbreaking my iPhone 4S which failed because it's not on iOS 5.0.1 nor 5.1.1 but 5.1.

Just had spaghetti for lunch. Still not found the mouse but traps are laid out.

What I really want to do is sort my car out but the air filters haven't arrived yet. Ordered on Thursday, attempted delivery on Monday but no one home. Nothing yet today. Can't go out in case I miss the bloody thing.

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Still not found the mouse but traps are laid out.

This is all getting a bit

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It is a little. What normally pisses me off with mice is the noise they make rustling through things. It can be loud enough to interrupt sleep and stop you from working

My bed and wardrobe are next to each other and rest against the side wall. I heard the mouse rustling in a bag I'd dropped a few days ago at the foot of the bed. Between the bed and the wardrobe, I jammed in flattened cardboard boxes. When I heard the mouse, I rattled the boxes which caused it to shoot out behind the wardrobe and to the bathroom door. Whilst doing so, it knocked over an empty tripod box (which startled me) but it didn't trip the mousetrap I'd laid for it. It's a silly plastic "reusable" one and only seems to work if the mice are actually in the trap, eating the food. No doubt if I'd had a wooden one, it'd been caught and deaded by now.

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cloaked_wolf wrote:
Still not found the mouse but traps are laid out.


why dont you write a journal about these adventures of you and this rat? maybe you should make a book about it to cash in? A fitting title would be "of mice and men" :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Have done a bit of coot baby shepherding to stop them going in the road

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I went shopping today and forgot to get vinegar. *sigh*

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So... not descaling the kettle then?

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I went shopping today and forgot to get vinegar. *sigh*

I did the exact same thing the other day with salad cream.

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I did the same thing with bread and sugar. Because nobody bloody told me! :evil:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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I did the same thing with baby wipes. It was the only reason I went to the shop. Managed to get some wine though. Felt like the guy out of the fast show when I got back. "Even better than that love".

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ProfessorF wrote:
So... not descaling the kettle then?
I'll go after work one day later in the week.

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Quick question regarding shower wall tile panels … what adhesive is best to use on these items, anyone know?
I have tubes of 'no more nails' would that do it or should I go with something better (if so, what)?

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timark_uk wrote:
Quick question regarding shower wall tile panels … what adhesive is best to use on these items, anyone know?
I have tubes of 'no more nails' would that do it or should I go with something better (if so, what)?

Cheers,

Mark


sticks like sh*t is awesome, thats what I used I think, you have to be quick cos it REALLY is that good, its so good that the stuff actually stuck to the glue gun itself and seperated it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and no im not joking, you can go into a shop that sells it and literally say "have you got any sh*t for sale?" or "do you have any of that [LIFTED] in stock?" and they know EXACTLY what you mean :lol: exept one time must of been a new guy he said "we only sell quality goods here" and I was like :lol:

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