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For the 2 and a bit'th day in a row the exchange server is playing up so no e-mail. Outlook won't even open.

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Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:03 pm
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Someone gave me tea with regular milk in, had cramps the past half hour or so :evil:

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Someone gave me tea with regular milk in, had cramps the past half hour or so :evil:


I thought you were a pup?

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It appears I only managed to shave 3/4s of my face this morning. This could be a long day...

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I probably should've looked at you. but I didnt :P


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It appears I only managed to shave 3/4s of my face this morning. This could be a long day...


Im sure you're not the only male that leaves out their nostril hair :(

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My ear hair has become rampant over the last few months.

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Tyres are never cheap. It's about £650 for a set of tyres for my little car.


Really? Last time I paid £170 for the fronts with some decent Falken rubber



£155 + VAT a corner for the BMW. Bridgestone Potenza 17" & fairly wide. Runflats as well.


I pay 90 odd quid for Bridgestone potenzas 17", but don't bother with run flats.

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My ear hair has become rampant over the last few months.

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It appears I only managed to shave 3/4s of my face this morning. This could be a long day...


We've all done that, and we all will again :oops:

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How do you manage to accidentally shave only part of your face? Which bit did you miss?

I run my fingers over my face to detect any areas I've missed, rub with an alum block, rinse and then use a lotion (which is another chance to check).

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How do you manage to accidentally shave only part of your face? Which bit did you miss?

Charge on an electric razor went flat?
In poor light?
No mirror?

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cloaked_wolf wrote:
How do you manage to accidentally shave only part of your face? Which bit did you miss?

Charge on an electric razor went flat?
In poor light?
No mirror?

Poor light and me being half asleep. Right hand side of my face.

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I can shave quite happily with no mirror and/or light. I can also shave using a wet razor without water and/or foam etc. No big deal really.

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well its not as embaressing as what I did in college when I was 17, was running very late and made it fine, I felt lighter than usual but only noticed this when I sat down in the class, I looked down and I was like :shock: started sweating a bit and realised I still had my pyjamas on :shock: I had my jacket on so top pyjamas was hidden and my pyjama trousers were grey that kinda looked like joggers so luckily noone had actually noticed, still had my shoes and socks on though too, I spoke to my classmate and unzipped my jacket a little and whispered "ive got my bloody pyjamas on by accident today :shock: " for some reason he died of laughter :cry:

if I had been wearing my current pjs which are tartan and very much look like pjs people would notice straightaway

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