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How come?


The sea is my mistress.

Your just making excuses for wetting the bed again arent you? :lol:

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Your just making excuses for wetting the bed again arent you? :lol:


I did that just a few days ago (legally)

after eating half of the crispy seaweed I accidently spilled it all over my bed and I thought to myself "I have legally "weed" my bed" :evil:

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after eating half of the crispy seaweed I accidently spilled it all over my bed and I thought to myself "I have legally "weed" my bed" :evil:


That was quite funny :lol:

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brataccas wrote:
bobbdobbs wrote:

Your just making excuses for wetting the bed again arent you? :lol:


I did that just a few days ago (legally)

after eating half of the crispy seaweed I accidently spilled it all over my bed and I thought to myself "I have legally "weed" my bed" :evil:

It's illegal to wet the bed? :shock:

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It's illegal to wet the bed? :shock:

;)



Me thinks Bratty is getting technically & legally mixed up again.
Must be part of some rather large alibi for future offences.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Just updating my CV.
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how on earth did I manage to post my post in wrong thread :cry:

just filmed this :( was it illegal :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnDgUYzL ... e=youtu.be

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Not that I know of. You weren't messing with the nest, eggs or chicks.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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Virgin trains are losing their license on west coast main line to First. [LIFTED]. Virgin is by far the best rail provider in the UK, but it seems that customer satisfaction is not a criteria to choose a rail provider.


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Virgin trains are losing their license on west coast main line to First. [LIFTED]. Virgin is by far the best rail provider in the UK, but it seems that customer satisfaction is not a criteria to choose a rail provider.

Yup that why east coast went bust - they were the best. FGW - god help west coast users.

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