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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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Opinion? Don't. If you so much as lay a finger on that girl and her parents find out they will have you hung, drawn and quartered. Complaining to the tour company and making it their personal business to get you sacked will be the least of it. It wouldn't matter if she started it. It wouldn't matter if you actually really liked her. To them, because you're a tour rep by definition you're some sort of depraved sexual predator who tries to shag every girl that rolls up at the front desk. If she was there with friends or on her own, that would be one thing. But the fact her parents have come along probably means they don't trust her to be there on her own anyway, so they're going to be keeping an eye on her. You'll be risking a really sweet gig for a couple of nights fun. That's... dumb. Incredibly dumb.
Seriously, she'll be gone in a week or two anyway.
Jon
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am Posts: 12700 Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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^^^^ THIS!
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:23 am |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:17 am |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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But don't you have a wang?
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:02 am |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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She's 20. If the parents are there for lack of trust then avoid her like the plague. However they could just be normal people.
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:40 am |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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I'm much reminded of the 16-year old girl who disclosed to her mother that she'd had unprotected sex whilst on a family holiday with a local who worked at the hotel they stayed at. Apart from having to manage that, the mother disclosed she'd be taking action against the hotel. No idea what the outcome was or whether she actually did anything but dude, you were warned!
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:30 am |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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The woman probably only has company policy on her side.
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:28 am |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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True and in all honesty, I don't think anything would have come of it.
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:10 am |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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I was under the impression she batted for both sides...
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:20 am |
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okenobi
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 4932 Location: Sestriere, Piemonte, Italia
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You know all the best websites! Jon, lev, wolf, yeah I know. And it's annoying me. You're all right, but most of the younguns here have done it in various situations and it's Christmas and I want some The problem here is, my brand is a lot posher, it's a 5 star hotel and the flagship of both my brand and the whole island. So it's not like I can just be out on the piss and bump into her The parents seem quite nice and quite normal. They're only 48 and not massively posh. They're also long time returners to the island and it's their first time in the hotel. I don't think it's that Kerrie can't be trusted, it's just a family holiday that they regularly do. If I was 20 and my parents offered to take me to this place for Christmas, I would probably bite their hand off. It's lush here normally, but the Christmas program is especially awesome. The only thing is was thinking was maybe a note under both their doors and tell them about what's happening locally, but give the parents different options to the daughter. See if she goes for it. If not, game over. If she does, you know she's up for it...? Bit of holiday/mistletoe/wine-fuelled magic. Am I wrong to want that?! 
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:31 am |
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm Posts: 10022
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Take a photo of her, stick her face on your doll, get it over and done with.
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:36 am |
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm Posts: 4141 Location: Exeter
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And post it on here of course 
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:58 am |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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Try and time it so she catches you during your arms workout, explain to her you don't have much time outside work so you need to sculpt your guns next to the swimming pool, offer to squire her about town.
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:46 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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I saw a documentary about that, it worked out well. Good advice.
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Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:17 pm |
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soddit112
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:12 pm Posts: 2020 Location: Mute City
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how much of a headache my glasses give me now, really need to get my eyes tested :/
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