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It's still a quality publication, but nowhere near as funny as it used to be :(


It won't be as funny when the world it began parodying has turned into the parody itself. :mrgreen:

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People are very posh in West London. The kids call their Mum's Mama.

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People are very posh in West London. The kids call their Mum's Mama.

They could be foreign?

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oceanicitl wrote:
People are very posh in West London. The kids call their Mum's Mama.

They could be foreign?

Yes. Foreign English :( </bratty> (Note the sad smiley face :lol: )

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I just learnt that circumcised men can have their foreskin restored, either surgically using skin from their scrotum, or non-surgically using tape and weights...I always thought that was a one-way process :shock:

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I just learnt that circumcised men can have their foreskin restored, either surgically using skin from their scrotum, or non-surgically using tape and weights...I always thought that was a one-way process :shock:

Ask any man on here and they'll tell you that if that's the best they can come up with, it is.

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Restoring the foreskin can't make up for the damage which years of underpants-friction does to the unnaturally exposed tip before your first time "in a lady", any more than patching up your hymen would make you a virgin.

In my opinion, circumcising a baby is worse than raping one. It's genital mutilation and nothing less. Just because "lots of people do it" doesn't make it right. We have clean water and soap now - wash your babies, don't cut them. Not unless the doctor tells you there's a good reason anyway.

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I just learnt that circumcised men can have their foreskin restored, either surgically using skin from their scrotum, or non-surgically using tape and weights...I always thought that was a one-way process :shock:

Some Jews allegedly used the weights process in WW2.

JJW009, it isn't just babies. There are also medical grounds for doing it.

I had mine done as a teenager and a freind of mine was in his mid 30s.

He had put it off for years, living in pain, until he finally spoke to me about it. After the OP, he was beating himself up for leaving it for so long.

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There are also medical grounds for doing it.

I know. Hence why I said:
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Not unless the doctor tells you there's a good reason

Obviously if you're of a certain age then you can make your own decisions. I just really don't think it's right to do it to a child for no good reason. No one has the right to make that choice for someone else; especially their own child.

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...... a freind of mine was in his mid 30s.

He had put it off for years, living in pain, until he finally spoke to me about it. After the OP, he was beating himself.
:oops: :shock:

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pcernie wrote:
It's still a quality publication, but nowhere near as funny as it used to be :(


It won't be as funny when the world it began parodying has turned into the parody itself. :mrgreen:


While true, it's the quality of writing/effort going into it that have declined :oops:

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Chewing ice is an addiction, and it's called pagophagia.


I chew ice but wouldn't consider myself addicted to it.

Snorting ice, now that's entirely different.

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