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ProfessorF wrote:
FWIW, I don't think I want anyone wearing black at my funeral, unless they're really cool.
Bright colours and smiles please. :)


I'm sure a black t-shirt would be fine as long as the image was acceptable.

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Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:43 pm
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I'll just be happy if you turn up to mine. Hopefully there will be enough cash left in my estate to buy some beer :D

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Communication on this rig.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39ULW_xzUE&sns=fb

Viral Ad by Heineken?

Now if it had been Carlsberg it would probably be the best riot in the world. :lol:

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If you liked that, you may also like this.


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saspro wrote:


If you liked that, you may also like this.

But did you compare the price for the extra metre? 8-)

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I had to do a breast exam on a highly attractive lady. Unfortunately, I was excited and I think she felt it too. :oops:


Think that's my professionalism gone down the pan. :(

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saspro wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39ULW_xzUE&sns=fb

Viral Ad by Heineken?

Now if it had been Carlsberg it would probably be the best riot in the world. :lol:

:lol: Brilliant

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I had to do a breast exam on a highly attractive lady. Unfortunately, I was excited and I think she felt it too. :oops:


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You're getting no sympathy from us... lucky so and so!!
Bet you really hate your job, eh?
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You're getting no sympathy from us... lucky so and so!!
Bet you really hate your job, eh?
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I'm sure there are times when it's hard for him. ;)


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Ohhh...Matron!!
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This was at the end of a morning of: being peed on by an infant (thankfully only hit my shoe and a bit of trouser), having to do two rectal exams, both on men over 80 and one of them clearly didn't have a wash this morning), having a look at one chap's infected foot (complete with pus coming out) and a teenager's super cheesy feet, and then some snob who demanded antibiotics for a sore throat which she'd had for 24 hours.

Yes, I really do love my job(!).

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