I know full well about the recovery speed thing. If the conditions are right it might even manage some more flowers this year.
As for the mindset of the gimps that complained, I just can't understand what the problem was. If they'd had to common decency to come over and talk to me about it I'm sure I could have resolved things without being grassed up to the landlord. Now I just have deep seated loathing of whoever did it.

Can you not get seeds and secretly plant their garden with the same plant?

Plant cannabis seeds in their garden.

I'd need to know exactly which house it was. Although I suppose I could just do a large run of houses on the opposite side of the street.

If you're going to do that, something like Japanese knot-weed would be far more entertaining.

Bind weed is another nasty.

or Triffids

I recommend Ground Elder. Got in the garden here and it will still be here when the Sun swallows the Earth in 6 billion years' time.

I thought that they were reserved for mother in laws?

My mother in law would open a six pack of whoopass on Bruce Lee.

So who would win mother in law or triffid?

Sweet effing Jesus. Just got my 'we're going to automatically renew your car insurance' letter from Direct Line. They're putting the premium up 50%. I've had no accidents or incidents in the last year. My car is a year older than it was.

50%! [LIFTED] Off!

Jon

Swiftcover did that to me in November, then contacted me offering a better quote after I jumped ship. Their new quote was still much higher than what I'm paying now.

So who would win mother in law or triffid? [/quote]
My mother in law. At 79 she still packs a mean left hook as a would be mugger found out, when trying to nick her handbag!!

Most insurers are bumping up the cost of insurance because of fraudulent claims.