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clothes to his supervella kit

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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he let rip with a

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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five mile exclusion zone was

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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extended to 100 miles, animals

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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were dying everywhere with it

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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his constituents were revolting against

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his expense claim for 100

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