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cannot stand attention whores like him, absaloutly full of himself, he owns a hummer which only arrogant people have. He also has a hired person to dust the steering wheel or something as hes so lazy and thinks hes a god etc

He also wears nazi belt buckles

horrid creature

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cannot stand attention whores like him, absaloutly full of himself, he owns a hummer which only arrogant people have. He also has a hired person to dust the steering wheel or something as hes so lazy and thinks hes a god etc

He also wears nazi belt buckles

horrid creature


Back on topic... I learnt something new about bratty today. Well, not so much learnt something "new" more reinforced some suspicions I have had for a while... :shock: :|

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what did you learn? im quite curious ;)

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my sisters baby hatched today and im not the father :shock:

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my sisters baby hatched today and im not the father :shock:


Assuming I'm seeing the humour there, congrats on being an uncle :D

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my sisters baby hatched today and im not the father :shock:


Assuming I'm seeing the humour there, congrats on being an uncle :D


oops, forgot to mention it was her second baby has just hatched, her 1st is 2 and a half so ive been an uncle for 2 and a half years ;)

considering I hate kids im not that bad an uncle I think :(

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just found that girls facebook page, im such a stalker :oops: wont tell me any info though ¬¬ theres one pic of her and the geekiest ugliest spottiest boy though suggesting bf :( that sucks....

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just found that girls facebook page, im such a stalker :oops: wont tell me any info though ¬¬ theres one pic of her and the geekiest ugliest spottiest boy though suggesting bf :( that sucks....



I'm fairly sure that your statement would count as evidence in a court of law :lol:

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

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my sisters baby hatched today and im not the father :shock:


Assuming I'm seeing the humour there, congrats on being an uncle :D


oops, forgot to mention it was her second baby has just hatched, her 1st is 2 and a half so ive been an uncle for 2 and a half years ;)

considering I hate kids im not that bad an uncle I think :(

Being an Uncle is easy esp when they are a bit older
Just buy them the sort of presents that

a) You wanted at their age
b) Is the sort their parents disapprove of

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Being an Uncle is easy esp when they are a bit older
Just buy them the sort of presents that

b) Is the sort their parents disapprove of


Typically, anything loud that eats lots of batteries. 8-)

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I'm fairly sure that your statement would count as evidence in a court of law :lol:


:shock: saw her again today whilst shopping, was semi daydreaming of that person and she walks right past, will need to "interrogate" my sis to see if she has bf etc etc

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will need to "interrogate" my sis to see if she has bf etc etc

Just remember; water-boarding is definitely a step too far when it comes to family-members! (8-p)

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Just remember; water-boarding is definitely a step too far when it comes to family-members! (8-p)


I was only kidding when I said I Was the father :(

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brataccas wrote:
will need to "interrogate" my sis to see if she has bf etc etc

Just remember; water-boarding is definitely a step too far when it comes to family-members! (8-p)


Not with my family :twisted:

ION, James Cameron was apparently a friend of Michael Jackson in the 1980s - kinda hard to imagine, isn't it?

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