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Just pulled the girlfirend up for putting "license" on Facebook instead of "licence". She proceeded to post "Oh who cares! its the same thing". :evil:

So is that just a spelling fail or is it going to be a relationship fail too? ;)

It's a "pointing out your partners flaws and being a pedant" fail
and timing fail, should have done it before Valentines ;)

Saved on the Valentines present though.

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Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:41 pm
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Rapidly rising acidic water in the abandoned gold mines under Johannesburg in South Africa could leak out early next year.........
.....that water with high levels of pH, the measure that indicates the acidity or alkalinity of a solution....

Acid has low pH.
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Rapidly rising acidic water in the abandoned gold mines under Johannesburg in South Africa could leak out early next year.........
.....that water with high levels of pH, the measure that indicates the acidity or alkalinity of a solution....

Acid has low pH.
Numpties

I guess they mean "high levels of low pH" lol

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Rapidly rising acidic water in the abandoned gold mines under Johannesburg in South Africa could leak out early next year.........
.....that water with high levels of pH, the measure that indicates the acidity or alkalinity of a solution....

Acid has low pH.
Numpties

I knew they'd dumbed down but honestly...

Have they taken to think 'pH' is an entity and just plain bad?

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I knew they'd dumbed down but honestly...

Have they taken to think 'pH' is an entity and just plain bad?

I am never drinking water again. Just remembered it has a pH of 7!!!! /s ;)

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adidan wrote:
I knew they'd dumbed down but honestly...

Have they taken to think 'pH' is an entity and just plain bad?

I am never drinking water again. Just remembered it has a pH of 7!!!! /s ;)

and fish pee in it - me I'm sticking to wine & beer

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I knew they'd dumbed down but honestly...

Have they taken to think 'pH' is an entity and just plain bad?

I am never drinking water again. Just remembered it has a pH of 7!!!! /s ;)

and fish pee in it - me I'm sticking to wine & beer

Fish pee is the least of the muck in water. :shock:

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Still, it makes a nice change from Libya


New level of taste fail? :oops:

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Still at least she's not being hypocritical, the BBC may as well be " woah look at these cool new videos, let's get in someone to comment on earthquake statistics and show them again, woah a whole house, awesome!"


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Still at least she's not being hypocritical, the BBC may as well be " woah look at these cool new videos, let's get in someone to comment on earthquake statistics and show them again, woah a whole house, awesome!"

Which is why I watch Euronews - much less boll*cks

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Ultimate dubs weekend. Camera battery charged. Camera Packed this morning. Take one pic and realise I can take only five more. Forgot my memory card! Complete and utter fail.

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Decided to order some food online. Asda.com shuts down for maintenance at 8pm! for 8 hours!

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Decided to order some food online. Asda.com shuts down for maintenance at 8pm! for 8 hours!

They are not in my good books right now anyway, after some items were not delivered and their customer service is being useful like a brick wall.

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Decided to order some food online. Asda.com shuts down for maintenance at 8pm! for 8 hours!

They are not in my good books right now anyway, after some items were not delivered and their customer service is being useful like a brick wall.

Well with the exception of the coconut milk everything was cheaper at Tesco and so I abandoned my order with Asda. That said it was only 46 minutes before the website was back running.

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Decided to order some food online. Asda.com shuts down for maintenance at 8pm! for 8 hours!

They are not in my good books right now anyway, after some items were not delivered and their customer service is being useful like a brick wall.

Well with the exception of the coconut milk everything was cheaper at Tesco and so I abandoned my order with Asda. That said it was only 46 minutes before the website was back running.


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