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Out crept Johnvella from behind his rock. He was in the middle of Blue_Nowhere. The ProfessorF was by his side, but hadn’t woken up yet.

Vella thought to himself, “It’s so cold, it must be subzero1971 out here,” so he cuddled up to the Prof.

As he did so Vella notice that the ProfessorF had left his _Zippy_ open, so he thought while he was sleeping, he’d reach over and do it up for him.
As he did, the ProfessorF woke up, startled, “What are you doing Vella?!” he asked.

“I was just doing up your _Zippy_ ,” replied Vella, sheepishly. “You were not!” Says the Prof, “You were trying to give me a bonjob!”

“I was not. I would never do such a thing, besides as you know, I’m in love with timark_uk.” Said Vella.

At that moment they were distracted, as a ChurchCat walked by, it was very big_D and strutting along.

“We’ll take that cat as a pet!” Said Vella, “Are you crazy?!” replied ProfessorF, “We can’t just go around taking cats as pets.”

“SILENCE!” said the ChurchCat, “Iam_bored_ok of all this talk already.”

Both Vella and the Prof gasped.

“Yeah yeah, I’m a talking cat, get over it. Look, I’m an Electric_Wizard, you’ve got three wishes, choose them carefully.”

“Wow" said Vella, "me first…I wish…that I was in a toycityworld, that I could play with everything that’s around.”
“I also wish I had CyberpowerUK, so I could read people’s minds and thoughts, and move stuff without having to touch it”
“Finally, I wish timark_uk would love me back, oh how I wish for his warm hands at night, to cuddle next to him before I sleep…*ahem*….yes those are my three wishes.”

“Very well,” says the ChurchCat, click’s his er...paws, and Vella is there, in his own toycityworld, reading people’s minds and snuggling up next to timark_uk.

“My first wish,” starts the Prof, “is that every toy in Vella’s toycityworld is broken!”

To be continued…

Hope you enjoy it, more to come.

As always feel free to give feedback and post any mistakes!


Copied across, the continuation will be posted here, haven't gone through and bolded the names yet, because quite frankly I can't be bothered.

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Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:45 am
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Huzzah!!! I knew you couldn't leave the story (and hoped).... can't wait for the continuation :D

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There's more of them out there Zippy, feel free to have a hunt throught the old DUMP for them. I've lost my copy of all the old ones now.

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We still need Vella as a drag queen however. That's a notion that cannot be allowed to die.

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Looking forward to an episode where everybody moves home?
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Also looking for an episode where I get a mention :cry:

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Looking forward to the next one :D


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It's still awesome and brings a smile to my face =D

Must be bloody hard trying to fit in as many names as possible though..


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Also looking for an episode where I get a mention :cry:


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Excellent as ever :D

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Yay! One more splendid thing to be brought over from Dennis :D

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The Continuation...

“My next wish,” continues the Prof, “is that every time they cuddle timark_uk has TwitchySpasms.”

“And finally,” chuckles the ever more evil growing ProfessorF, “I wish for 100 more wishes!”

“Don’t be a Sponge,” replied the ChurchCat, “everyone knows you can wish for more wishes.”

At that moment, the Professor pulled out his Revolver and shouted: “Give me more wishes or I’ll blow your tail off!”

By now the poor ChurchCat was shaking like a Quiveringhooker.

Just as the Prof was about to pull the trigger, and beautiful young girl walked past, being pursued by a herd of geeks. “Is herd really the plural for geeks?” Wondered the Prof, but decided that thought could wait for another time.

“Stop!” she said, don’t kill that cat. “I ambish, and I am asking you please, do not kill the cat.”
The chasing geeks drooled at her every word.

Taken back by her beauty the Prof dropped his Revolver and stepped away from the ChurchCat, who scurried away.
“Your looks are sending me LoupiLou, please, let me take you for a drink, I know this great bar, called ardubbleyu, they play bangingtechno and sell great drinks.” Offered the Prof.

“I would love to,” replied bish, “but I can’t , because I’m already in love with….”

To Be Continued….

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Haha, brilliant Blue, glad you had time to write a new one!


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now theres a challenge for you,where does SPUNKYMONKEY come into the story ;)
cheers spunky


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Cor, that's the most action I've had with a girly in some time.

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