Look Heather, this is a flame war. You cannot bring rational arguments and facts here. That is not how it works.
If you want a proper discussion you are in the wrong thread, as this was obviously started as a joke. I think you are the only one who takes this thread seriously. So please don't, I would not want to hurt your feelings. We are all friends here.

So step aside so we can fight in peace

You don't know me very well, do you. Long and bitter battles in the flame wars on the old forums under my belt.

Been there, done that, got the scorch marks to prove it

But I'll leave it to the younger ones to carry it on. Have fun, but remember - don't play with fire!

Now we're talking. Come guys, let get to it. Heather has given us a green light. Flame war approved by the mod. I love this place

*monitors the situation with a fire extinguisher primed and ready*

Haha, that was awesome. You are much more fun when you loosen up

Who told you that?

*looks shifty*

Be careful, some of the paint's still wet.
Have I filled in the insurance documents for this, do I need a licence for this type of show?

Both my Felicia and Favorit were estates, and had a 1.3 in them. The Favorit also had the van gear box, which really did make it sluggish. The Felicia had some kind of turbo auto choke thing in it, and the regular car gear box, and it was far more nippy. Remember that that is relative - the quality of my Skodas improved as I could afford better, and the Felicia was one of the last to be brought into the country, and all the bell and whistles were added to shift them quickly.

The best thing about the Felicia was buying a desk at Ikea. I backed into the loading bay, took the back seats out and loaded the car, much tot he amazement of those in neighbouring bays struggling to get furniture into bigger, but clearly less flexible, vehicles.

I couldn’t get a chair in my current car, which is dreadfully impractical.

Anyway back on topic PC gamers STILL smell of wee and have greasy hair too so ner ner ner

Thats cos PC's games are so great we can't be bothered to leave our desks for such mundaine tasks such as bladder relievement and hair washing.

The Mac experience must be really lacking if you can drag your self away to urinate

That's why I got a MacBook Pro. WiFi surfing on the bog FTW!

I just typed that for real, didn't I?

Ha Ha Mac users are bog surfers.

Hmm but hang on a mo I've been guilty of using my laptop in the smallest room of the house too.

OMFG! Heather Kay. And I would've voted for you for PM as well!!!!

So we've established that Skodas are superior to other car makers, and PCs are better for everything except what Macs can do better. However, I'm curious, what other "discussions" are there....?

Clearly Nikon wins, because both Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use them. End of. What else can we argue about?!

The first person to mention sport gets a ban.

Belly buttons is it better to have an inny or an outy.