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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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"Did I mention I've got a massive mandate?"
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Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:50 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'I've crapped myself!', said Trump.
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Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:36 pm |
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
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Won't anyone think of the Children!? You know what would stop this sort of thing? Mowar guns!
_________________ When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum. -Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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Sun Jul 31, 2016 4:57 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'Fcuk me, you just run over Labour's last Scottish supporter!'
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Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:55 pm |
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davrosG5
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:37 am Posts: 6954 Location: Peebo
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Here's Nicola Or If you strike down my predecessor I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. She doesn't kill Labour supporters, she converts them by offering a more left wing approach than the Labour Party. Something the PLP still don't seem to have grasped.
_________________ When they put teeth in your mouth, they spoiled a perfectly good bum. -Billy Connolly (to a heckler)
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Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:35 am |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'Well, I guess both of our organisations have an interest in poking kids...'
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Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:28 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'I told you pretending to be gay would work, didn't I?'
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Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:00 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'I remember when I could have smacked your arse without having a heart attack...'
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Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:40 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'She's got something hanging between her legs, seems to think her name's Diana... and I'd still shag her.'
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Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:59 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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'This is how I'll forget about that random dude outside.'
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Wed Sep 14, 2016 11:24 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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"Kate was at a 'tupperware party' last night, so I'm essentially on my own today..."
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Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:29 pm |
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