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The devil continues to vomit in my kettle.
As some of you may be aware, the woman I am/was into at work hooked up with another co-worker.
Now, the universe has conspired to ensure I'm desk sharing with her all term.

Now to be the meanest, most professional cat in the house. All business, no party here ma'am.

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The devil continues to vomit in my kettle.
As some of you may be aware, the woman I am/was into at work hooked up with another co-worker.
Now, the universe has conspired to ensure I'm desk sharing with her all term.

Now to be the meanest, most professional cat in the house. All business, no party here ma'am.


We're down in Weymouth tomorrow if you fancy meeting up for a chat.
That situation really sucks :(

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How does professor Stephen Hawking stay so clean shaven?
I mean, have you ever seen him pictured with stubble? (8+\

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Hating that my body wants sleep when I've just decided to catch up on my comics. I'm never tired at this time!

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Has anyone here ever had a cold that left their snot perfectly clear and running like water?!

I only walked by my sister yesterday and caught the fcuking thing - I haven't had a cold in years!

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Yep, last week!

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Has anyone here ever had a cold that left their snot perfectly clear and running like water?!

I only walked by my sister yesterday and caught the fcuking thing - I haven't had a cold in years!


Yep and it gets worse as you get older especially if you have a really nasty cold that batters your sinuses.

I've even had instances with water running out of my nose for no reason when I've bent over *sigh*

Joys of getting older

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In a strange way I'm glad it's not just me! Yes, I've had the leaning down, OMF moment yesterday :evil:

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In a strange way I'm glad it's not just me! Yes, I've had the leaning down, OMF moment yesterday :evil:


Ha!It's pretty scary and WTF moment when it first happens as you have absolutely no control over it! At least you know you're not alone lol

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I feel a bit sicky. Caused by eating too many crisps. Thought I'd bought a regular bag of walkers (30g). Turns out I bought a "grab bag" (typically 50g) but mine had 20% extra (60g). Wasn't paying attention whilst eating and slowly ate the whole thing. I feel ill.

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I feel a bit sicky. Caused by eating too many crisps. Thought I'd bought a regular bag of walkers (30g). Turns out I bought a "grab bag" (typically 50g) but mine had 20% extra (60g). Wasn't paying attention whilst eating and slowly ate the whole thing. I feel ill.

Amature ;) its only on the 4th 150g bag that you should start feeling a bit queezy

Of course what you should have done is have a few pints and a couple of bags of Park Scratchings to suppliment the crisps

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Getting messy with a Swedish Londoner tonight. Hoorah!

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Amature ;) its only on the 4th 150g bag that you should start feeling a bit queezy

Of course what you should have done is have a few pints and a couple of bags of Park Scratchings to suppliment the crisps


I'm not entirely sure I like the sound of these Park Scratchings of which you speak. Which part of the Park do they come from?

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Japanese footballer Park Ji Sung is afflicted with terrible psoriasis, but is so revered in his native land that devotees collect the flakes of skin. The eating of these 'Park Scratching' is considered equivalent to them as christians do consider the ritual of communion.


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