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I wouldn't want to find out!

But don't you think that the elephant would like to know? ;)



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Answers on a postcard....

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The patient in the classic game 'Operation' is called Cavity Sam.
The policeman in 'Monopoly' is called Officer Edgar Mallory, and the 'Monopoly' mascot is one Milburn Pennybags.
Comic Book Guy from 'The Simpsons' real name is Jeff Albertson.

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That I'm to get a new boss, a woman. This could go either way...

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That the character of Zeiss in the DC Universe was almost certainly based on this dude (who our photographers probably already knew about ;) ):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Zeiss

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Germany has had a surge in people applying for help from Soup kItchens!!

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That my boss is throwing a spanner in the works before he leaves us, shifting jobs and people around offices for little reason :roll:

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That John Prescott is actually Welsh.

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I have learned that you should never offer to do sound for a play when the director is mostly deaf. :(

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That my boss is throwing a spanner in the works before he leaves us, shifting jobs and people around offices for little reason :roll:


That this has gone the worst way possible :x

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That my boss is throwing a spanner in the works before he leaves us, shifting jobs and people around offices for little reason :roll:


That this has gone the worst way possible :x


Do explain?

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That my boss is throwing a spanner in the works before he leaves us, shifting jobs and people around offices for little reason :roll:


That this has gone the worst way possible :x


Do explain?


A new line of work, more responsibility for no extra pay, a potential pay freeze/cut later on*, a move to a pokey office and surrounded by even more nattering women...

Oh, and having to move all my accumulated sh1te. All for no real reason whatsoever, and I'd be a lonely voice complaining :roll:

Does something horrific happen to the human brain when someone reaches middle management? :x

* We're owed years of backpay and a raise as it is.

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I can't recall ever reading about this in my many history resources.

In June 1940, there was a firm proposal to form a Franco-British Union. It would have been a proto-EEC, designed to pool the resources of Britain with the flagging resources of France in order to continue the fight against Germany on French soil.

Citizens of France would have had free right of access to Britains, and vice versa. They stopped short of a single currency, though, but there would have been an agreement that each country would help the other to repair war damage.

Sadly, before the official communiqué could be passed to the French government, they had decided that further resistance was futile, and surrender to occupation by German forces was the only way forward.

How different things might have turned out if some bright spark had cooked up the idea before the Germans launched the May offensive across the Low Countries...

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On Wednesday, 16 November 1898, Harrods debuted England's first "moving staircase" (escalator) in their Brompton road stores; the device was actually a woven leather conveyor belt-like unit with a mahogany and "silver plate-glass" balustrade. Nervous customers were offered brandy at the top to revive them after their 'ordeal'.


Ordeal. :lol:

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On Wednesday, 16 November 1898, Harrods debuted England's first "moving staircase" (escalator) in their Brompton road stores; the device was actually a woven leather conveyor belt-like unit with a mahogany and "silver plate-glass" balustrade. Nervous customers were offered brandy at the top to revive them after their 'ordeal'.


Ordeal. :lol:

Can they please restore that policy?

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