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The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 2 
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Noooooo! I've spent years learning to resist scratching itches! And I'm still covered in scars! Boooooooo! Beeeeeeeees!

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EddArmitage wrote:
Noooooo! I've spent years learning to resist scratching itches! And I'm still covered in scars! Boooooooo! Beeeeeeeees!


I use mind control to stop itches, especially useful for mozzie bites.

My body - I'm itchy
My Mind - There is no itch

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My body - I'm itchy
My Mind - There is no itch....

....My Body - Keep out of this you. Fingers, SCRATCH ME!!! :lol:

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I like the 'Delivery System'.

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I like the 'Delivery System'.


KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

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belchingmatt wrote:
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I like the 'Delivery System'.


Strange site, it wanted to set about 20 cookies....

Anyway, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:cry: for the bees though...


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I have just booked tickets to see Billy Elliot and tea at the ritz for my wifes birthday. She as the saying goes "is well chuffed" :D

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Including a Doctor Who disco dance-off with Doctor Doom ;)

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Neill Cameron's A to Z of Awesomeness - a comic book alphabet

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/cult ... habet.html

Including a Doctor Who disco dance-off with Doctor Doom ;)

Awesome :D

That almost deserves it's own thread!

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My company wants to buy me off for £1000 to ensure I don't steal the customer base.
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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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My company wants to buy me off for £1000 to ensure I don't steal the customer base.
Solicitor is looking over the paperwork.


You mean they didn't put it in your contract to start off with?

That strikes me as being insanely short sighted.

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saspro wrote:
My company wants to buy me off for £1000 to ensure I don't steal the customer base.
Solicitor is looking over the paperwork.


You mean they didn't put it in your contract to start off with?

That strikes me as being insanely short sighted.


Do you really think they thought that far ahead?
I'd be tempted not to take it but there's no customers I really want.

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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saspro wrote:
jonlumb wrote:
saspro wrote:
My company wants to buy me off for £1000 to ensure I don't steal the customer base.
Solicitor is looking over the paperwork.


You mean they didn't put it in your contract to start off with?

That strikes me as being insanely short sighted.


Do you really think they thought that far ahead?
I'd be tempted not to take it but there's no customers I really want.

In which case mention that some of these clients would be very useful to me in move or start up situation, and that it is worth more than £1000. They do not know that you are bluffing. ;)

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