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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 pm
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Night vision. That is all.
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Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much.
jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm
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You’d be wanting zoom and picture-in-picture too.
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1337_h3nd3rs0n
Has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:47 pm
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Location: Relocated.
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Hmmm. Ultra-fast legs. Simply for immense running speed, you never know when it can come in useful. Going to the shop, getting to your mates, running from a gang of yobs.  >> Dave
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
Posts: 3527
Location: Portsmouth
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The female bits.
1. No hair
2. Better looking
3. Taste like chocolate
Eyes. No short sighted-ness (as said before) - contact lenses are annoying!
Ears. No tinnitus!
Feet. No flat-footedness!
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ShockWaffle
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:50 am
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I would make the human anus emit no whiff except a pleasant one like lilac. I would then send my new design back through time to sort out the rotten bastard who cut one on a crowded tube train this morning, there was something wrong with that man's guts.
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
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Location: Getting there
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ROFL!!! 
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
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Location: Getting there
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Yes! That is the best one yet!!!
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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Haven't any of you guys ever been kicked in the nuts? Why has nobody suggested a complete overhaul of this rather shoddy design feature?
_________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise 
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
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Location: Portsmouth
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You mean feet that don't cause pain? I quite like my bits as they are. _________________
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bish
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:45 am
Posts: 732
Location: 'sup mah science bitchezz!?
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Um, I think i'd make my torso longer.
I hate being vertically challenged!
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm
Posts: 8603
Location: location, location
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Everyone's the same height when they're on their back
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bish
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:45 am
Posts: 732
Location: 'sup mah science bitchezz!?
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Hahah, shh. People will start to talk!
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
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Location: Portsmouth
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What about fat people?  _________________
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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:43 pm
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+1 Can only blame myself, years of having too much fun is starting to pay in a variety of ways.
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Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much.
jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm
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Location: Portsmouth
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I've only got very mild tinnitus, but it's definitely there when I'm in a quiet room. When ever I'm trying to sleep it can be a little distracting. Just hoping it won't get much worse, but I'm sure it will do.  _________________
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