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Author:  ChurchCat [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Clients From Hell.
Nice site, even if you are not a web designer.

http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/

:D
Author:  AlunD [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
yes very humerus and sadly he and I obviously share a high proportion of clients.
Author:  JJW009 [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
Some of those are just... incredible.

"Can you make our website track their webcams? I want to make sure that anybody on our site aren’t creepy-stalker types."

:o
Author:  ChurchCat [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:16 pm ]
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Client: “You’re fired.”

Me: “Why?”

Client: “You printed it upside-down.”

Me: “You’re holding the board upside-down.”

:lol:
Author:  davrosG5 [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
I liked
Quote:
Optimise the Fireball
Author:  JJW009 [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
davrosG5 wrote:
I liked
Quote:
Optimise the Fireball

This is now a meme :lol:

Image
Author:  EddArmitage [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
Mr. Cat.

I have just spent approximately 40 minutes browsing the site you linked to above, when I should have been eating or coding.

Regards,

Edd
Author:  jonlumb [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:20 pm ]
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Client (after telling me the idea for the website): How much will that cost?

Me: Well, you’ve given me a lot of info. I’d like to organize all of these ideas and get back to you with an appropriate quote.

Client: I’d like to get it going as soon as possible. How’s $250?

Me: Uh… that’s a little low. I’d feel more comfortable just giving you an official quote and we can see if we can work out a payment plan.

Client: Alright, how about this. I’ll give you the $250 for this project and this other project I have. It’s a porn site for this 70-year-old woman. $250 for both sites AND 15% of the profits from that site.

Me: (speechless)

Client: And I’ll blow you.
Author:  ChurchCat [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
EddArmitage wrote:
Mr. Cat.

I have just spent approximately 40 minutes browsing the site you linked to above, when I should have been eating or coding.

Regards,

Edd

:lol:
:oops:

Sorry.


:D
Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
That site is awesome.
Author:  EddArmitage [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:48 pm ]
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Just seen this which is a bit similar:

WTF Code
Author:  AlunD [ Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Clients From Hell.
EddArmitage wrote:
Just seen this which is a bit similar:

WTF Code


The first one is brilliant. :D
Author:  timark_uk [ Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:30 am ]
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Client: “[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200. Why should I go with you?”
Me: “Has he done any work for you in the past?”
Client: Yeah! He did [Other Site] for me.
[I load the other site]
Me: “The entire site’s done in Flash.”
Client: “Huh?”
Me: “It’s a site for iPhone users.”
Client: “I know. Cool, huh?”
Me: “It’s a site for iPhone users… none of whom can see it…”
Client: “Huh?”
Me: “The iPhone doesn’t support Flash.”
Client: “Well it looks fine on my PC!”
Me: “Do you have an iPhone?”
Client: “No.”
Me: “…”
Client: “Tell you what, I’m just gonna go with [Indian outsourcer]. He seems like he knows what he’s doing and I’m not sure you do.”
Me: “Have fun.”

That was brilliant.

Mark
Author:  veato [ Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:59 am ]
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Please god tell me they're made up.
Author:  AlunD [ Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:04 am ]
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I truly wish I could tell you that :D
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