they may pwn at furniture carrying, but with an overweight 60-year-old and two late teens sat in it its a miracle if the damn thing hits 50 on a motorway

if your have an outy, it means your an alien

Rugrats proved that

Oh inny definitely tho my boyfriend has half inny half outy and he thinks that's normal

So it's not just PC gamers that smell of wee then?! It's outy people too!

Heather, you're not gonna argue with me about cameras?

Is there any point? You have what you have, I have what I have. Where's the beef?

*shrug*

Best Beloved and I are innies, if that make any difference.

*edited because I didn't type what I was thinking!*

Can someone get a naval piercing with an outy I Wonder??

Ruuuubish! I don't even have a camera, I just like comics

Late to the party.

Is this the tongue in cheek "lets rubbish everyone else's computer" thread?



Has anyone mentioned yet that PCs are covered in stickers and that some of them are not even put on straight?

I don't even want to know the answer to that, it sounds horrific.

Hobgob.

My first Estelle was the best one though. Despite things going wrong every so often, it never died. Just kept going. It was a nippy little thing too, and being rear engined meant that I could take corners much faster than I could in my front engined Skodas.

That was the model that spawned a million Skoda jokes. Why does a Skoda have a heated rear screen? To keep your hands warm while you push it.

My mum had one. She had three paving slabs in the front to stop it kangarooing over the potholes where we lived. There was a steel frame thing right across the front seats, which I found most uncomfortable as it was just where my coccyx was.

Oh, and changing gear was like stirring a bucket of marbles.

Still, it never broke down, I will say that for it. Even after I had a go (having been on a car maintenance course) at changing the points - I had a small handful of washers and screws left over when I'd put it all back together, and the thing still fired first time!

I think the reason that PC users get so miffed with Mac users is that the Mac user will assume that their way is far superior to the PC way and won't budge.

Ever come across .stix compressed files? Bloody designers and their Macs, and the normal people with Windows/Linux have to run around trying to find a free decompression program to get at the contained files

Customer- Could I have a petrol cap for a Skoda?
Assistant- Sounds like a fair swap.

Nikon Vs Canon. We've had trouble with every one of the four Canon cameras that my wife and I have owned- 35mm compact, 35mm SLR, digital SLR and digital video camera. The DSLR (EOS300) cost almost £200 to repair and it has gone dodgy since. If it develops a fault while I'm on my hols next month, I'm off to the nearest Nikon retailers while I'm there and the whole damn outfit is going on ebay when I get back.

MAC vs PC. If you want a PC, get a PC, if you want a MAC, get a MAC. If you can use both, get both and if you're so sad to think that MAC vs PC flame wars are funny/justified/welcome, get a life.

But my Skoda's better than yours

It had a massive boot - at the front. Not only that, but the back seats folded down totally flat, and you could fill it up at the back too. Even with the seats up, you had storage behind them. It was a truly adaptable vehicle. I had the most basic model too. I think I was lucky to have seats