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The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 2
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Author:  saspro [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:57 pm ]
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New thread as the old one got large
Author:  Zippy [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:58 pm ]
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I am extremely hungry and have had two nosebleeds today (unrelated)
Author:  soddit112 [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:02 pm ]
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do horses really taste like raisins?

and BTW 3rd!
Author:  okenobi [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:04 pm ]
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The owner's wife (of my place of work) is today doing the accounts and she's doing my head in. I have to sit in silence and pretend to be busy and that's been going on since 10:00 :evil:

Soooooooooooooo bored.

Zippy, eat something FFS!
Author:  Zippy [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:07 pm ]
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I haven't got anything to eat, but apart from that I'm saving myself for jacket potatoes tonight .... yummy!!

Oke: Pretending to work?? Whay aren't you just actually working???? :lol:
Author:  okenobi [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:46 pm ]
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I have literally NOTHING to do.

I'm wasting away. My mind, body and soul rot in this chair whilst I could be contributing to the universe in vastly more useful and fulfilling ways. Last weekend I coordinated a wedding reception on site and that was a far better use of my time and skills. Oh well.

When somebody gives me something interesting to do, I shall do it. Until then, the tragic waste continues....
Author:  Zippy [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:48 pm ]
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What do you do? Your actual job (rather than what you do instead of it) :D
Author:  okenobi [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:12 pm ]
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I'm supposed to be Guest Relations Manager for a 26-acre holiday resort. However, the place has question marks over it's future as the owner doesn't have a clear vision. I was brought in to help shape that future and improve the guest experience. The latter of which, I have made some impact with. The former is going nowhere fast.

Today, I have seen 3 people come in to use the swimming pool and perhaps answered maybe 3 phone calls since 0830. I'm very, very bored.
Author:  Zippy [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:14 pm ]
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okenobi wrote:
I'm supposed to be Guest Relations Manager for a 26-acre holiday resort. However, the place has question marks over it's future as the owner doesn't have a clear vision. I was brought in to help shape that future and improve the guest experience. The latter of which, I have made some impact with. The former is going nowhere fast.

Today, I have seen 3 people come in to use the swimming pool and perhaps answered maybe 3 phone calls since 0830. I'm very, very bored.


Oh dear, that's not very motivational. Do you go on walkabouts to visit the guests and have 'relations' with them, find out how they're doing, if they need anything etc??
Author:  pcernie [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:31 pm ]
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Quote:
pcernie wrote: You'd think being the only bloke in the office would be a good thing wouldn't you? Not when all the women talk about is how 'fat' they are just cos they had a couple of sweets, or perceived slights amongst each other that were nothing of the sort, or... :evil:


Quote:
Zippy wrote: And people wonder why I despise my gender?!?!


From the other Random thread (crappy quoting FTL! :oops: )

Women could rule this world if they didn't spend so much time worrying about each other's intentions ;)
Author:  okenobi [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:37 pm ]
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Zippy wrote:
okenobi wrote:
I'm supposed to be Guest Relations Manager for a 26-acre holiday resort. However, the place has question marks over it's future as the owner doesn't have a clear vision. I was brought in to help shape that future and improve the guest experience. The latter of which, I have made some impact with. The former is going nowhere fast.

Today, I have seen 3 people come in to use the swimming pool and perhaps answered maybe 3 phone calls since 0830. I'm very, very bored.


Oh dear, that's not very motivational. Do you go on walkabouts to visit the guests and have 'relations' with them, find out how they're doing, if they need anything etc??


No, it's not very motivational. Yeah, I should be on walkabout most of the day, getting people what they need. However, today I'm here by myself and therefore tied to the pool building all day. DE.PRESS.ING.
Author:  saspro [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:38 pm ]
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okenobi wrote:
Zippy wrote:
okenobi wrote:
I'm supposed to be Guest Relations Manager for a 26-acre holiday resort. However, the place has question marks over it's future as the owner doesn't have a clear vision. I was brought in to help shape that future and improve the guest experience. The latter of which, I have made some impact with. The former is going nowhere fast.

Today, I have seen 3 people come in to use the swimming pool and perhaps answered maybe 3 phone calls since 0830. I'm very, very bored.


Oh dear, that's not very motivational. Do you go on walkabouts to visit the guests and have 'relations' with them, find out how they're doing, if they need anything etc??


No, it's not very motivational. Yeah, I should be on walkabout most of the day, getting people what they need. However, today I'm here by myself and therefore tied to the pool building all day. DE.PRESS.ING.


Ah end of season slowdown blues.
At least being on pool duty you get to look at fat British people trying to swim.
Author:  EddArmitage [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:36 pm ]
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If I don't clock out in 24 minutes I'm working for free :( Hurry up WinZip - help Edd save the day!
Author:  EddArmitage [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:06 pm ]
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Damn.
Author:  EddArmitage [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:21 pm ]
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Freeeedoooommm!
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