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Author:  paulzolo [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Caught Short Playing Golf?
http://www.uroclub.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3yGCE8Tfp4

Thanks to Simon for this.
Author:  finlay666 [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Caught Short Playing Golf?
Seriously... just nick into the woods

take a ball and say you were looking for it.... otherwise that just looks like you're playing a game of gentleman's golf if you catch my drift :lol:
Author:  JJW009 [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Caught Short Playing Golf?
I'm not a golfer. Tell me; is it normal to stand there for 5 minutes "checking out your club" with a towel?
Author:  John_Vella [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:27 pm ]
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JJW009 wrote:
I'm not a golfer. Tell me; is it normal to stand there for 5 minutes "checking out your club" with a towel?


I AM a pi$$ taker. Tell me, is it normal to spend 5 minutes urinating, under any circumstances? ;) :P :lol: :roll: :etc:
Author:  JJW009 [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:30 pm ]
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John_Vella wrote:
is it normal to spend 5 minutes urinating, under any circumstances?

The gentleman in the video quite clearly had prostate problems.
Author:  John_Vella [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:41 pm ]
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JJW009 wrote:
John_Vella wrote:
is it normal to spend 5 minutes urinating, under any circumstances?

The gentleman in the video quite clearly had prostate problems.


I haven't seen the video, as two of the kids are in the living room, so I'll yake your word for it ;) :P
Author:  paulzolo [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Caught Short Playing Golf?
I wonder if you can play golf with it as well. I don’t really want to consider the consequences of knocking out a divot it with.
Author:  trigen_killer [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:18 am ]
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Once word gets around, everyone is going to know that the uroclub exists and therefore everyone is going to know what you are doing. In other words, there is nothing discrete about it. You might as well get your appendage out and urinate on the green. :roll:
Author:  JJW009 [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Caught Short Playing Golf?
I'm sure I saw a hosepipe / trouser leg arrangement once.

Catheter FTW!
Author:  Linux_User [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Caught Short Playing Golf?
JJW009 wrote:
I'm sure I saw a hosepipe / trouser leg arrangement once.

Catheter FTW!


Insertion of catheter and risk of infection FTL!
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