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Not many people know, that Chuck Norris was in Star Wars...

... he played the Force.

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https://twitter.com/Cassetteboy/status/ ... 0762070018

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pcernie wrote:
https://twitter.com/Cassetteboy/status/872031870762070018

All true.

:lol:
It's a shame that probably can't be run as a party political broadcast.

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wo ... 694750.amp

"Tentatively made her way home" got me :lol:

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-20-undergoes-surgery-remove-10694750.amp

"Tentatively made her way home" got me :lol:

Having worked in A&E and general surgery, I have encountered a fair few patients with things stuck up their backside. Other than "toys", the other things include toilet brushes, deodorant cans, and an actual toy figurine in one instance. Strangely enough, most of the patients were men rather than women.

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-20-undergoes-surgery-remove-10694750.amp

"Tentatively made her way home" got me :lol:

Having worked in A&E and general surgery, I have encountered a fair few patients with things stuck up their backside. Other than "toys", the other things include toilet brushes, deodorant cans, and an actual toy figurine in one instance. Strangely enough, most of the patients were men rather than women.

How many of them had 'slipped' or 'tripped' and landed awkwardly?
Isn't there a book of x-rays of weird stuff that's been found on the inside? Yup!

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How many of them had 'slipped' or 'tripped' and landed awkwardly?

Surprisingly few. Some didn't bother telling me how it happened and I didn't always ask. Some were open eg experimenting with self, having fun with partner etc.

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and an actual toy figurine in one instance. Strangely enough, most of the patients were men rather than women.


Could it be.... No, surely not.

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and an actual toy figurine in one instance. Strangely enough, most of the patients were men rather than women.


Could it be.... No, surely not.

We'd probably find out via a rather cryptic "Best/Worst things you've bought recently" entry. :D

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I'm into 'adult collectibles', but not like that :lol:

Tbf, the average Pop figure (heh) looks like it's been shat out...

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Vicar, 63, stole £14,500 from parishioners and church funds to pay for sex sessions with rent boys

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A vicar stole £14,500 from parishioners and church funds to pay for sex sessions with rent boys.
Andrew Sloane, 63, stole from his church’s collection and managed to trick three female parishioners into giving him temporary emergency loans while the curate at St Paul’s Church, in Knightsbridge, London.
He then covered his tracks by telling them they needed to keep the favour a secret.
It was only after the church realised that £3,954.68 had been taken from collection money that an urgent parish meeting was called.


You just don't really see headlines like that since the News of the World' went to the knackers yard.

It occurs to me that that amount of money must have paid for a great deal of sodomy!

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