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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t ... t-11061894

Jesus wept... It's an odd article, but then so is Theresa, so...

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Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mr Smith said he had seen her since and "who knows what the future holds".

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Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mr Smith said he had seen her since and "who knows what the future holds".

:?

I see you that, and raise you THIS

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I see you that, and raise you THIS


How is that even possible? Either he's got a very small head or she's got a vagina the size of a KFC Family Bucket.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, that old "I just tripped and..." line

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l3v1ck wrote:
I see you that, and raise you THIS


How is that even possible? Either he's got a very small head or she's got a vagina the size of a KFC Family Bucket.

Never underestimate the flexibility of the human body, although I must admit a head does seem a bit of a stretch :shock: :lol:

That's some website though, this article jumped out at me:
MORGUE EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP
It's the photo, I assume of the victim, that does it though.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada ... ow_twitter

My new dog's like that...

I'll try and post pics where he isn't pooing tomorrow if I can.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41327420?ocid=socialflow_twitter

My new dog's like that...

I'll try and post pics where he isn't pooing tomorrow if I can.

What sort of dog is it?

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It's the chocolate lab I talked about before, got lucky searching Gumtree!

He's called Axel and apart from the usual toilet training and sleeping alongside me at night, you couldn't design a better dog!

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It's the chocolate lab I talked about before, got lucky searching Gumtree!

He's called Axel and apart from the usual toilet training and sleeping alongside me at night, you couldn't design a better dog!


viewtopic.php?f=3&t=26225&p=379322#p379322

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For some light entertainment head over to Google Maps, find Pyongyang and read some of the comments on the landmarks.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the vast majority, if not all, have not be written by natives.

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For some light entertainment head over to Google Maps, find Pyongyang and read some of the comments on the landmarks.


They have an American Bacon shop?

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davrosG5 wrote:
For some light entertainment head over to Google Maps, find Pyongyang and read some of the comments on the landmarks.


They have an American Bacon shop?

I must have missed that one. The Dolphin Centre was worth a look, as was the Children's Department Store.

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Just found out that the term "trump up" in German means to make something up. :lol:

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Just found out that the term "trump up" in German means to make something up. :lol:

umm, it means the same in English too, you know.

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