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Very busy here today and one of my colleagues said he might kill someone. I let my friend in Lincolnshire know (where there's lots of pig farms) and got this response back:

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I'll need a list ....a priority list...ie: 1/ kill proper dead 2/ maim or dismember 3/ put into wheelchair and need arse wiping for 6 months 4/ be in hospital for at least 3 months 5/ bruises and crutches. 6/ just a kicking 7/ general making their lives a misery so they leave. 8/ nasty stare http://www.getridofbodies thanks you for your help in this matter prices to follow


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Caz is correct though


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'The Erasure Years'.

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Henry Rollins Explains Why He Hates Bono And Sting So Much

Took the words right out of my mouth!!

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https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/18272 ... re_id=5502

Oh, and Rick and Morty is awesome.

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My daughter (5) having listened to the Little Mix album: "Daddy, what does shag mean?" Here we go...

Mind you, considering how smutty the lyrics are on the album I think I got off lightly.

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Tell her it's another name for a cormorant.


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jonbwfc wrote:
Tell her it's another name for a cormorant.


We said it was a 60's term for a particular dance. How we explain this is another matter:

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Excuse me, do me or lose me
Get me to the bedroom, do your duty
Milkshake milkshake, bet you like some of that strawberry
Like a wave gonna come tsunami
Wanna take this ride better hurry
Cause me one, you there's a million
and they all wanna 'huh' my Brazillian


Maybe she'll have lost interest in them by then. She also likes Metallica, Iron Maiden and Vektor and there's not many double-entendres there, fortunately.

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My boys also love a bit of Metallica, especially the track we use to wake the wife up if she's refusing to get out of bed :lol:

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That the pope objects to the name 'Mother Of All Bombs', rather than objecting to the bomb itself.

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