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I wish for other things more.

Prioritise your wishes and make them goals

Have you been reading those self-help books again :lol:.


I've never read a self help book in my life

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Monica Cruz, Penelope's sister is pregnant by an anonymous sperm donor.

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I would have volunteered to help out. :(

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Got this text from my daughter today -

"I'm scared for life, Grandad has Sexcetra on series link".......

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Got this text from my daughter today -

"I'm scared for life, Grandad has Sexcetra on series link".......

:D


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Could have been worse, could have been 'Grandad is on Sexcetera' :D


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Could have been worse, could have been 'Grandad is on Sexcetera' :D

Could have been Eurotrash

That show was (even as a teenager) completely obsurd and silly

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Could have been Eurotrash

That show was (even as a teenager) completely obsurd and silly

I loved it. It's what I did before Internets!

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Megan Fox Joins, Quits Twitter

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Posted: 01/10/2013 6:01 pm EST | Updated: 01/10/2013 6:01 pm EST

When Megan Fox announced her entry into the Twittersphere last week, writing, "I'm incredibly late to the party but I'm here nonetheless, so what now?" we eagerly anticipated an endless stream of sparkling bon mots from the brunette beauty.

But as we all well know, maintaining a social-media presence is a demanding endeavor. Fox took to Facebook Thursday afternoon to reveal that she was not up to the task of sharing 140-characters-or-fewer musings with her fans on a regular basis.

"Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down...," she wrote. "I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly... but as it turns out I still hate it. Love you guys but I will just never be that girl. Facebook is as much as I can handle. #I'm Sorry"

Fox also tweeted to her 250,000-plus followers, "5 days on Twitter and I have yet to discern it's purpose. #WhatIsThePoint ???"

Hey, at least she seems to be fond of hashtags.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/10/megan-fox-quits-twitter_n_2451373.html

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US shoots down Death Star superlaser with Star Wars references

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It's all a bit rubbish, really
Ernie, hope you're keeping yourself safe (not that I'm suggesting you're involved, but if memory serves me right I recall you're also in East Belfast - the Short Strand is just around the corner from me).

Mark

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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It's all a bit rubbish, really
Ernie, hope you're keeping yourself safe (not that I'm suggesting you're involved, but if memory serves me right I recall you're also in East Belfast - the Short Strand is just around the corner from me).

Mark


Yeah, +1. This is what happens when a bunch of morons agitate other morons, and that's just the council...

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JJW009 wrote:
finlay666 wrote:
Could have been Eurotrash

That show was (even as a teenager) completely obsurd and silly

I loved it. It's what I did before Internets!

Yes a wonderful show. I loved the naked Germans and crazy Belgians.

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