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Author:  l3v1ck [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:17 am ]
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I'd like to tell you a joke about a herb and a fish, but this isn't the thyme or the plaice.

Author:  John_Vella [ Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:52 am ]
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The wife told me to stop standing like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Author:  John_Vella [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:26 pm ]
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Going to see the physiotherapist soon. Great sense of humour, that girl... She's always pulling my leg!

Author:  l3v1ck [ Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:51 am ]
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An old man drove past me on a tractor this morning, and told me the end was nigh...

I think it was Farmer Gedden

Author:  Burn_IT [ Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:57 pm ]
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He'd been in the fields sowing wild oats and forgotten to zip up!!

Author:  John_Vella [ Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:13 am ]
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Not a joke, as such, but this made me chuckle...

A mate recently posted on BookFace "Feeling sh1t"

Hi mother-in-law instantly replied "Well put it down and wash your hands, you dirty basterd!"

:lol:

Author:  pcernie [ Sun May 31, 2020 3:07 pm ]
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Might apply for a job at the mirror factory.

I could see myself working there.

Author:  Burn_IT [ Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:47 pm ]
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My wife and I went to the marriage guidance councillor last week.
We had to tell him to stop crying and get over it; we are not going to split up.


This is not far from a true story when we were sent to a psychiatrist for help over my wife's mother's death (which wasn't needed -the help that is)

Author:  John_Vella [ Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:39 pm ]
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There's been a lot of controversy regarding the author of the Bible recently.

A friend of mine believes that God wrote it.

Personally, I think he got a Holy Ghost writer.

Author:  l3v1ck [ Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:34 pm ]
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Why can't Trump go back to the Whitehouse?

It's ForBiden.

Author:  John_Vella [ Tue Nov 17, 2020 5:35 pm ]
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l3v1ck wrote:
Why can't Trump go back to the Whitehouse?

It's ForBiden.


Ooh, a topical one! :lol:

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