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| davrosG5 wrote: I got my friend an elephant for her room. She asked me what to do with it. I said "Don't mention it". | |
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That sounds like a Tim Vine Joke
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| Author: | davrosG5 [ Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:41 am ] |
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I got my friend an elephant for her room. She asked me what to do with it. I said "Don't mention it". |
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:46 pm ] |
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Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food. |
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| Author: | hifidelity2 [ Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:54 am ] | |||||||||
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That sounds like a Tim Vine Joke |
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| Author: | Paul1965 [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:48 pm ] |
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| Author: | John_Vella [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:15 pm ] |
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I used to work in a meditation centre, but I hated the place. I couldn't wait until 5.00pm so I could go hommmmmmmm. |
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| Author: | jonlumb [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:45 am ] | |||||||||
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From what I've seen, this is actually no longer the case. McDonalds etc is always rammed come lunch time. |
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| Author: | oceanicitl [ Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:14 pm ] |
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From Popbitch Old Donald Trump Jokes Home: Q/ What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? A/ No-one has ever paid to have a lentil on their face... |
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| Author: | John_Vella [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:29 pm ] |
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Does anyone know how long you cook those boil in the bag fish you get from the funfair ? |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:51 pm ] |
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It was an unusually cold morning on 7th December 1941. Midshipman Davies shivered as he patrolled the decks of the USS Phoenix, moored off the coast of Ford Island. The dawn sun light up the sky in an array of cool hues, mingled with oranges and reds, making the chill even feel even more biting. A wind blew across the decks, causing flags to flutter, ropes to clang mournfully against masts. Davies paused. "There’s a nip in the air," he said to himself as he continued his rounds. |
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| Author: | Burn_IT [ Sat Apr 29, 2017 5:26 pm ] |
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Subtler than most!! |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Tue May 02, 2017 9:01 am ] |
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Joke that went over the heads of the kids in CodeClub last week, but well worth repeating here: What kind of computers do pirates use? PCs of Eight Bits. (earned me 12 points from Mr Biffo too....) Someone else on Twitter actually augmented this by adding: Sometimes 7 bits due to parroty errors. |
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| Author: | paulzolo [ Tue May 02, 2017 9:03 am ] | |||||||||
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Thanks! That was bouncing around in my head for a long time. I had to get the wording right, and I wanted to paint a picture rather than going straight for the pun. |
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| Author: | Burn_IT [ Thu May 04, 2017 12:57 pm ] |
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I always went with: What do you call a Japanese Airline pilot on a cold day?? |
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Thu May 04, 2017 6:25 pm ] | |||||||||
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??? |
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| Author: | pcernie [ Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:52 pm ] |
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[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks. |
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