Anyone who has ever playted Angry Birds is eyeing up that scaffolding at Dale Farm.
I think the near-side corner is the weakest point.
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| Author: | E. F. Benson [ Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:39 am ] |
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walking down the street and someone threw a bit of cheese at me. Quick as a flash I shouted " thats mature". I thank you. |
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| Author: | Fogmeister [ Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:53 am ] |
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Anyone who has ever playted Angry Birds is eyeing up that scaffolding at Dale Farm. I think the near-side corner is the weakest point.
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I'd go for the bomb bird myself. 
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| Author: | james016 [ Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:15 am ] | |||||||||
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Brilliant
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:10 am ] |
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My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof. |
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| Author: | l3v1ck [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:16 am ] |
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Sick joke warning. To continue, scroll down and highlight. Dale Farm sounds like a job for Anders Breivik. He managed to clear a campsite in less than a hour. . |
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| Author: | Spreadie [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:42 am ] |
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Continuing the sick jokes... Apple fans will not like it. Apple have expressed disappointment that their model of CEO only demonstrated around 70% of the battery life of it's competitors. However, they noted that they had created one of the lightest, thinnest CEOs on the market and that they expect their newer model, Tim Cook, to display battery life similar to that of their competition. |
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| Author: | HeatherKay [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:49 am ] | |||||||||
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Why won't we like it? Why does everyone think Apple fans are completely devoid of a sense of humour? 
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| Author: | Spreadie [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:56 am ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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I meant the die hard variety. 
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| Author: | HeatherKay [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:09 am ] | |||||||||
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Yippee-kai-ay! I'm sure there are still some of them left, but most of us are just normal geeky types who just prefer nice shiny things made of metal. 
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| Author: | HeatherKay [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:12 am ] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I guess so. 
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| Author: | steve74 [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:04 pm ] |
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As Westlife announce the split, Louis Walsh claims his heart's all over the place. But thankfully his penis is still going in One Direction. |
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| Author: | steve74 [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:11 pm ] |
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I'm sorry to hear about the death of Colonel Gaddafi, I guess we will never find out his secret blend of herbs and spices. |
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